name an interesting fact about yourself.

[Anonymous]

i resent these rumours about me not being good in bed

i won the treble on fm 2008 with city whilst sat on my bed.

and that's when we were shit.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

i'm really good in bed.

He's lying. Believe me.

on a scale of dumb quotes....this is a 10/10!!! you re 16 year old boy aren t you?? what exactly are you saying.....choose your words carefully ! ;)

 

[Pigeonho]

I happen to know Aphex is a demon in bed. I still have to wear a man-nappy, and its likely I will have to for the remainder of my days.

cough up Aphex, or i'll tell everyone what you REALLY did

 

[BermudaBlue]

I am the man from Nantucket

 

[rushts]

i was told that the best way to tell when spaghetti was cooked properly was to throw a piece at the wall, and if it stuck it was cooked. I was about 8 at the time and threw a piece above my lounge door and when i jumped up for it snapped my little finger on the door casing.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

i have a bedroom in my house that i use as an office, its a complete tip because i spend too much time on here reading and typing bollox

 

[laserblue]

my right arm is broke thanks to a pub full of rags am ok tho tis a struggle doin everythin with my left arm mind

you could always have a left hand wank & pretend it's someone else ;)

 

[citymadmad]

I only have 9 fingers! or 7 if you want to call 2 of them thumbs!

And my mum told me that I've have kissed all of the Nolan sisters! I was only 1 at the time........ in Blackpool?

 

[Damocles]

I was thrown out of school and arrested for hacking

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

i am a blood relative to James Prescott joule http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_prescott_joule

this didnt stop me from getting a grade F in science. :0