Scareye
Well-Known Member
I think all cats and some dogs should be called "Stop shitting in my garden you furry twat".
Just an oppinion you understand.
Just an oppinion you understand.
daveduke67 said:oakiecokie said:Ancient Citizen said:My late lamented Lhasa Apso was called Keith. If we replace him it will be a girl dog, to be named Joyce.
Brilliant dogs mate.Our Lhaso is called Willo.
I've heard of them but didn't know what they looked like. Thought they may along the lines of a Husky or Malamute.
How wrong I was.
Are either of you frail pensioners or just friends of Dorothy?
Ancient Citizen said:BoyBlue_1985 said:Sorry but nothing on earth should ever be named Keith
There is no reason for this name to exist
Sorry to all the Keiths out there
Keith is, as we speak watching and listening from doggie heaven to this disgusting slur on his handle. As you snuggle up in the dead of night you may feel a wet tongue gently lapping your bollocks, and it won't be the wife.
Then he usually starts with a playful nip....
BoyBlue_1985 said:Ancient Citizen said:BoyBlue_1985 said:Sorry but nothing on earth should ever be named Keith
There is no reason for this name to exist
Sorry to all the Keiths out there
Keith is, as we speak watching and listening from doggie heaven to this disgusting slur on his handle. As you snuggle up in the dead of night you may feel a wet tongue gently lapping your bollocks, and it won't be the wife.
Then he usually starts with a playful nip....
Considering my missus parents own one i know they cant bite for shit
#Scareye said:I think all cats and some dogs should be called "Stop shitting in my garden you furry twat".
Just an oppinion you understand.