Nasty things your partner's said to you

[clairepartyring]

I was once called ''hog breath'' one morning after the night before i had been to an Indian and had a chicken madras and garlic naan!!!

I'd never do that

I wasnt very happy!!!!

I bet you would say that ;-)

 

[mancity5]

My brother in law pulled up outside my house earlier on,, when he got out his young son had a rag top on.....

I said to my Mrs " That little fucker aint coming in here with that on "...She screamed at me then told me " i had a big problem ".

My reply was " yeh, i know, Iv nowhere else to live "... She aint talking to me..........In fact it was me that was nasty not her...

 

[xbow1315]

mates italian wife said vangoo little dick !funny as f.ck when he told us.

 

[mcfc_die_hard]

My brother in law pulled up outside my house earlier on,, when he got out his young son had a rag top on.....

I said to my Mrs " That little fucker aint coming in here with that on "...She screamed at me then told me " i had a big problem ".

My reply was " yeh, i know, Iv nowhere else to live "... She aint talking to me..........In fact it was me that was nasty not her...

never in my whole life will somebody enter my house with a rag top on!

 

[mancity5]

My brother in law pulled up outside my house earlier on,, when he got out his young son had a rag top on.....

I said to my Mrs " That little fucker aint coming in here with that on "...She screamed at me then told me " i had a big problem ".

My reply was " yeh, i know, Iv nowhere else to live "... She aint talking to me..........In fact it was me that was nasty not her...

never in my whole life will somebody enter my house with a rag top on!

I presume he went in, but i wasn't there,, I stormed off to the bookies.

 

[Damocles]

My brother in law pulled up outside my house earlier on,, when he got out his young son had a rag top on.....

I said to my Mrs " That little fucker aint coming in here with that on "...She screamed at me then told me " i had a big problem ".

My reply was " yeh, i know, Iv nowhere else to live "... She aint talking to me..........In fact it was me that was nasty not her...

That's Oscar Wilde like wit there Blue, nice one.

 

[mancity5]

My brother in law pulled up outside my house earlier on,, when he got out his young son had a rag top on.....

I said to my Mrs " That little fucker aint coming in here with that on "...She screamed at me then told me " i had a big problem ".

My reply was " yeh, i know, Iv nowhere else to live "... She aint talking to me..........In fact it was me that was nasty not her...

That's Oscar Wilde like wit there Blue, nice one.

Lol, cheers mate......Problem is, the way she is going on, I might have to find somewhere !!

 

[mcfc_die_hard]

never in my whole life will somebody enter my house with a rag top on!

I presume he went in, but i wasn't there,, I stormed off to the bookies.

good man!

 

[jacko8684]

worst thing she said to me was...........
OOOOOOOh Craig.............
My names not fucking Craig!!!!!!!

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

i was talking about the family..... and she interupted me to say she reckons i was an accident....
my jaw hit the floor and i d say my eyes were wide and nearly popping out of my head.....YOU woman i roared. well it was one of the worst things ever said to me.
she just laughed like it was an everyday jibe ......