National Day of Thought and Reconciliation

[BufordUSABlue]

I apologize for putting City Mags in front of Scum/Rag Mags in WH Smith's and all other airport newsagents every time i go through there.
I apologize for putting City tops/shirts/hoodies in front of Scum/Rag tops/shirts/hoodies in the airport JD Sports every time i go through there.
I apologize for putting City tops/shirts/hoodies in front of Scum/Rag tops/shirts/hoodies in every Sports store/shop here in the US....


On reflection, do i fcuk! And I will joyously continue to do so every chance i get!!! Until we rid the planet of these dispicable cnutish vermin!!!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Many thanks eating pies not a problem but bovril not for me.am more of a vimto guy. CTID

Yer can do both Vimto and Bovril. Not at the same time though!

 

[jamesha]

I apologise to my wife for saying that I would sort Xmas presents for the dipper relatives a few years ago and buying them all these.

It was not big or clever and I ruined Xmas (apparently). I apologise to Stevie G, John Aldridge, John Bishop and all the other cheeky scousers who may have been traumatised by this ill-considered prank.

 

[plattlanebenches]

I’m sorry for singing:


Get to work you lazy twats
You fat bastard.
Who’s the wanker in the black.
Shilton shilton where’s yer wife.
Helen is a big fat football hooligan.
Chelsea rent boys.


And numerous other similar songs over the years.

 

[Blue Mist]

I apologise to my wife for saying that I would sort Xmas presents for the dipper relatives a few years ago and buying them all these.

It was not big or clever and I ruined Xmas (apparently). I apologise to Stevie G, John Aldridge, John Bishop and all the other cheeky scousers who may have been traumatised by this ill-considered prank.

You Sir, on this momentous day, whenever that is, shall be called forward and asked to recount that story to the gathered masses.
The fact that I'm still laughing means I am still a bad person.

 

[Blue Mist]

I wish to apologise to the hundreds of people that I have been telling the joke about the failed Spanish casual shoe salesman Felippe Fellopes.
I have just looked on his linked in profile and it turns out that he is Brazilian.

Dear Mr Holdall,
This was a City specific apology thread. Thanks to your post it has now been moved to Off Top. What was a serious thread now sits alongside 'Plain or Patterned' or 'Swimming With Sharks or Piranhas '



I'm suprised it lasted so long, I gave it 2 hours !