Need help to silence Un*ted fans...

[CTID1988]

As you all probably know, the shite are clearly getting worried about ous. Just sat her at work for an hour, ive had a few digs directed my way that wouldnt of happened a year ago. To me, it just shows that we are on there minds! Im bored of long winded arguments with rag fans and i need something that can just end the argument straight away, something they cant comeback on! I love city, but by my own admission im no expert on our long history, i dont know who scored the winner against Tumbridge Wells in 1926 or anything like that.

So, any help from you history buffs would be appreciated! I love a bit of banter, but would love to have a little gem in my back pocket for when they need to be sent home crying

 

[scall11]

Just tell em to f**k off.

 

[Pigeonho]

Err, it all depends on what topic?! It would be pointless, for example, reminding them of Denis Law's back-heal if they are hammering you with the fact Fergie has won 36 trophies in 20 years, whereas we haven't won anything for 30+ years, as it would not be the ame arguement.

If you get desparate, throw the 'yeah well we won the Simod cup' line at them, that'll shut em up!

 

[CTID1988]

Just tell em to f**k off.

Ha, tried the "Fuck off you red c*nt, go and take your mouth for a shit", but that seems to happen after a wasted 10 minutes of arguing with the scummy bastards. I need an ace card

 

[Didsbury Dave]

It's a bit embarrassing when people post this on Bluemoon.

Can't you fight your own battles?

United fans are easy to take the piss out of.

Don't do it on attendances or recent success, do it on the wankers who follow them. That's what they hate about their club, the sheer number of glory hunters who follow them. They're not a real football club any more, they're a brand like Disney.

That's why their own hardcore deserted them and formed their own club.

 

[gagiesotherhalf]

Give them a pen and a piece of paper (similar to the crayons and colouring book suggestion yesterday)
Ask them to write the current U****d 11 down.
Bet they can't.

 

[CTID1988]

Err, it all depends on what topic?! It would be pointless, for example, reminding them of Denis Law's back-heal if they are hammering you with the fact Fergie has won 36 trophies in 20 years, whereas we haven't won anything for 30+ years, as it would not be the ame arguement.

If you get desparate, throw the 'yeah well we won the Simod cup' line at them, that'll shut em up!

Did we?! i thought chelsea beat us???

 

[Colins Bellend]

Ask them 1 question.. Who did you play in the World Club Championship final ?


They haven't got a fukin clue,end of argument.

 

[Pigeonho]

Err, it all depends on what topic?! It would be pointless, for example, reminding them of Denis Law's back-heal if they are hammering you with the fact Fergie has won 36 trophies in 20 years, whereas we haven't won anything for 30+ years, as it would not be the ame arguement.

If you get desparate, throw the 'yeah well we won the Simod cup' line at them, that'll shut em up!

Did we?! i thought chelsea beat us???

Don't use that then or you'll like like a complete twat, like I just did!

 

[CTID1988]

Did we?! i thought chelsea beat us???

Don't use that then or you'll like like a complete twat, like I just did!

Ha, quality