Need help to silence Un*ted fans...

Just tell that twats that there not from Manchester, that fucks hem off everytime








Also try saying that you fingered his/her mum last night!
 
Ja Salford Blue said:
Just tell that twats that there not from Manchester, that fucks hem off everytime








Also try saying that you fingered his/her mum last night!

Thats the first thing i say!
 
Someone else on here has described the following much better, but a good idea is as follows.

After the next Utd home match, and they're banging on about what a great result/win whatever it was, call them an ignorant so and so, and when they ask why make a poijt of loudly saying (so the office can hear) that you went along with a mate and saw them, shouted over and they ignored you. when they insist it wasn't them as they didn't go...say to them "Exactly so shut the fuck up armchair fan"
 
It did not happen last year and previous seasons because Manchester United was not to play Manchester City in a cup semi final.

Dont invest too much in this kind of talkings as the outcome might be against Manchester City.
Might be a reason why some have grown obsessed and bitter over Manchester United.

Just give them rendez vous for the match.
 
OxBlue said:
Someone else on here has described the following much better, but a good idea is as follows.

After the next Utd home match, and they're banging on about what a great result/win whatever it was, call them an ignorant so and so, and when they ask why make a poijt of loudly saying (so the office can hear) that you went along with a mate and saw them, shouted over and they ignored you. when they insist it wasn't them as they didn't go...say to them "Exactly so shut the fuck up armchair fan"

I like this, i like this a lot!
 
CTID1988 said:
Pigeonho said:
Err, it all depends on what topic?! It would be pointless, for example, reminding them of Denis Law's back-heal if they are hammering you with the fact Fergie has won 36 trophies in 20 years, whereas we haven't won anything for 30+ years, as it would not be the ame arguement.

If you get desparate, throw the 'yeah well we won the Simod cup' line at them, that'll shut em up!

Did we?! i thought chelsea beat us???

No... Chelsea bet us in the 'FULL MEMBERS' cup.... Simod was later...
 
Don't waste your time on arguing with them. But if you have to stick to stuff about semi finals between City & Utd - you can't lose an argument on that.

We've played each other in 2 (3 games) semi-finals: 1926 FA Cup and 1969-70 League Cup.

We beat them 3-0 at Bramall Lane in the 1926 semi (and we didn't have a manager at the time; we also beat them 6-1 in the League at OT that season and... er... we got relegated and lost the FAC to Bolton)

In 1969-70 we beat them 2-1 at Maine Road and drew 2-2 at OT to reach the League Cup Final (which we won!).

The point about the Simod Cup... No, no, no. We never even won it. It was the sponsored name for the Full Members' Cup in later years (as was Zenith Data Systems).

Also... United's barren years were between 1911 and 1948 (37) so don't say it was 40+. In fact don't mention it at all unless we win a trophy before we reach 37 barren years, then it might be worth mentioning it.
 

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