Neighbour has grassed me up to the police for dressing as Jesus...

[dadnlad]

did you tell them we all have our cross to bear

 

[Whichonespink]

The way things are going, they're gonna crucify you

 

[MadchesterCity]

This weekend I went to a Halloween party dressed as Jesus, just a friends house party not in a club or pub etc. Just had the police knocking on my door because a neighbour has reported me! They must have seen me getting in the taxi on the way. How fucking mental is that!
The police were here for about 2 minutes, didn't seem that arsed but why are the police following something like that up? Why am I getting my front door knocked on at half 8 for dressing as Jesus?! Madness.
A mate of mine recently had his bike nicked and they didn't even bother coming round to his house for that, all done over a phone call!

Did you get your back doors smashed in by the boys in blue Mr 10 Haag?

 

[dickie davies]

Did one of the policemen say” you’re not the messiah , you’re a very naughty boy “

 

[Gabriel]

What gave you away, did you manage to get the ball passed the first defender?

 

[LWashington]

Will the neighbour resurrect his complaint this Sunday ?

 

[mexico1970]

Maybe you were playing your Genesis records too loud?

 

[LWashington]

did you tell them we all have our cross to bear

Nailed it.

 

[hampshireblue]

All you had to do was to give them your DOB to prove you weren't him.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

I’m not having this, someone’s spiked his HeBrew.