Neighbour has grassed me up to the police for dressing as Jesus...

[Phil1]

Still trying to find the original thread that this parodies.

So you’ve at least heard of this Jesus bloke? :-)

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Your best approach is to dissappear for three days and play dead, in case they come round again.

 

[Out on blue 6]

Invite him round Sunday for supper with 10 others. Stick him in the chair reserved with the name tag Judas

 

[Barcon]

So you’ve at least heard of this Jesus bloke? :-)

Is he the one that came out of his cave, saw his shadow and gave us six more weeks of winter?

 

[BimboBob]

What has Jesus got to do with Halloween?

 

[dublinblue12]

Very naughty boy

 

[CTID1988]

What has Jesus got to do with Halloween?

Could say that about any Halloween fancy dress. I saw Freddy Mercury dancing with the Honey Monster at the weekend

 

[supercity88]

They probably thought if you can walk on water why are you getting a cab you lazy fucker!

 

[dublinblue12]

Your neighbour sounds like a right Judas, turning you over to the authorities, but best if you turn the other cheek IMO

 

[Northerndave]

I did hear that Dave Gahan phoned them as he always viewed you as his personal jesus