Neighbours from Hell

[slicky202]

car- paint stripper

if it does end up with a confrontation then bite fuck out of him.gotta go for it though no second thoughts straight for the nose or ears

 

[MadchesterCity]

Invite him round for a meal to try and reolve issues in a friendly manner

Feed him fish and chips

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simple

 

[ffs]

Better still invite him round for tea, drug him then eat him hannibal style.

 

[wayne71]

Ok so far we have, kick him in the back, shit through his letterbox, poison him, order him a rentboy, bite him or bum him.

Glad I dont live next to some of you fellas.

 

[bluemanc]

Cheap CCTV camera from b&q,hidden inside the windows,or the better option get them out they will fuck with your head.

 

[BlueMooner87]

Better still invite him round for tea, drug him then eat him hannibal style.

i like this one it would solve the problem and you would be able to save a few quick on weekly shop

 

[Carl_Man_City]

Name and address. Bluemoon will do the rest.

 

[hilts]

In these situations you have to ask yourself who has the most to lose, this is the problem with society at the moment. If your a decent bloke with a family you will always have more to lose than a scrowt and his braindead sons, only get involved in confrontation if you know you are willing to go further than them.

The problem with lack of community is that they could know people who you wouldnt want to mess with and you wouldnt know, also they could be a family of cowardly shithouses.

 

[Chiefblue]

In these situations you have to ask yourself who has the most to lose, this is the problem with society at the moment. If your a decent bloke with a family you will always have more to lose than a scrowt and his braindead sons, only get involved in confrontation if you know you are willing to go further than them.

The problem with lack of community is that they could know people who you wouldnt want to mess with and you wouldnt know, also they could be a family of cowardly shithouses.

^^ this unfortunately. Getting the police involved is a difficult decision as in this country, in this day and age their hands are as tied as yours unless there's real evidence of offences ect. Even then the government ensures warning of a slap on the wrist (which will come after several more warnings).

Im not sure where this society is heading to be honest. Im not saying it used to be great years ago and there is certainly alot to be learned from the past but there is no respect theses days. None for police, parents or elders. Everyones got rights and not enough responsibility to the fellow man. No one gives a real shit anymore, born is a generation of NIMBYs.

I may have had a beer

 

[blumoonrisen]

Planning is the key. extract your revenge carefully whatever it is, maybe pay some other local scroat a tenner so you can't be done for it. A camera connected to a recorder is handy to capture reprisals.
I had 2-3yrs of hassle with 2 retards, started with bullying my kids, I kept warning em I'd have em one day, but as I only went as far as threatin em it still escalated into my car bein damaged when they were 15.
I set the cam up and one night got the evidence , I gripped em (off cam..!) and smacked their fuckin heads together twice , They fell over each other and ran off, and phoned the Police and said I punched em.
I said to the PC I'd surprised em when they passed my house and one had turned and run into his mate, clashing heads which their injuries clearly supported..
They were fined for criminal damage and have never even looked at me since.
This was 4yrs ago and I wasn't surprised to see 1 of them in the local paper last week sent down for 6yrs after stabbin an old bloke who owned a shop.

You can beat the bastards, just use their lack of intelligence against them and they'll hang themselves.