Neighbours from Hell

[Scottyboi]

Get people to spread rumours he is a nonce, he will be fucked and have his own life ruined.

 

[johnny on the spot]

 

[brass neck]

Sure he can help!!!!!!

 

[Pigeonho]

Get people to spread rumours he is a nonce, he will be fucked and have his own life ruined.

Very much this. Also, go to any pet shop specialising in reptiles and buy a tub of Crickets. Post them into his letter box and watch him fall into a deep depression over the coming weeks. I used to keep Water Dragons and once spilt a tub of crickets, they fucked off into the nucks and crannies of the house and could never be caught. At night they would make their noises and one would set the other off, resulting in no sleep at all and me going mad trying to find them. In the end I had to squirt ant killer down the nooks and crannies of the house, raise floor boards etc and without no word of a lie, it took 4 months for the noises to stop! I have always said that if anyone gets on the wrong side of me, either rumours of them being a paedo or crickets down the letter box will be my revenge.

 

[ffs]

Joking apart, i wish you all the best in getting your problem inbreds sorted out.The one thing i will say is do not i repeat do not give in to these horrible excuses for human beings.Whatever you finally decide, stick to it,stand tall and rise above these scum.

 

[Balti]

deck him

 

[Why Always Ste]

if hes a handy meaty fucker 6,6 built like a brick shithouse then dont do any thing, just accept it and sell your house

The bigger they are - the harder they fall

 

[leighton]

Fighting fire with fire is always a bit iffy but at time is the only resort. Only last year I caught some little kid 11 throwing stones at my back window looked out seen him. Got out of my back garden walked down the lane to were he lived jumped over his back garden wall scared the shit out of him he ran into the house. Out comes his ma and da what the fuck is going on. I told him if that little bastard throws another stone at my window I will smash every single window in this house. Old lad was like how do you know it was him because I seen him.
A week later in the pub the bloke came over to me and said sorry about the little shit he smashed another neighbours window and he bought me a pint. I told him to save his money as the way that shit is going it is going to cost him money. I told him if the kid is bored send him over to the boxing club they will knock some sense into him.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Get people to spread rumours he is a nonce, he will be fucked and have his own life ruined.

Very much this. Also, go to any pet shop specialising in reptiles and buy a tub of Crickets. Post them into his letter box and watch him fall into a deep depression over the coming weeks. I used to keep Water Dragons and once spilt a tub of crickets, they fucked off into the nucks and crannies of the house and could never be caught. At night they would make their noises and one would set the other off, resulting in no sleep at all and me going mad trying to find them. In the end I had to squirt ant killer down the nooks and crannies of the house, raise floor boards etc and without no word of a lie, it took 4 months for the noises to stop! I have always said that if anyone gets on the wrong side of me, either rumours of them being a paedo or crickets down the letter box will be my revenge.

Top drawer Pidge.

I've learnt something here. I won't forget that.

As a keen angler I can report that a couple of pints of maggots will do a pretty good job too. Like the crickets, they instantly vancish under the carpet and down the floorboards. All's quiet, it lulls you into a false sense of security for a couple of days.

Then the flies start to hatch. Big, ugly, dozy black fuck off flies. For weeks and weeks.

I'm afraid I've been there. In my car more than once too.

I once took a girl on a first date in my nice new Calibra and we had to keep the windows down to let the bluebottles escape.

 

[stonerblue]

Very much this. Also, go to any pet shop specialising in reptiles and buy a tub of Crickets. Post them into his letter box and watch him fall into a deep depression over the coming weeks. I used to keep Water Dragons and once spilt a tub of crickets, they fucked off into the nucks and crannies of the house and could never be caught. At night they would make their noises and one would set the other off, resulting in no sleep at all and me going mad trying to find them. In the end I had to squirt ant killer down the nooks and crannies of the house, raise floor boards etc and without no word of a lie, it took 4 months for the noises to stop! I have always said that if anyone gets on the wrong side of me, either rumours of them being a paedo or crickets down the letter box will be my revenge.

Top drawer Pidge.

I've learnt something here. I won't forget that.

As a keen angler I can report that a couple of pints of maggots will do a pretty good job too. Like the crickets, they instantly vancish under the carpet and down the floorboards. All's quiet, it lulls you into a false sense of security for a couple of days.

Then the flies start to hatch. Big, ugly, dozy black fuck off flies. For weeks and weeks.

I'm afraid I've been there. In my car more than once too.

I once took a girl on a first date in my nice new Calibra and we had to keep the windows down to let the bluebottles escape.

and they say romance is dead...