Nelson Mandela

[stony]

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Saw this joke on The Office the other day, cracks me up every time. Typical Chris Finch.

If there is a fictional character who I imagine you to be most like, it is Chris Finch.

Who's the Cuban leader?

You're havana laugh aren't you ?

 

[mcmanus]

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Saw this joke on The Office the other day, cracks me up every time. Typical Chris Finch.

If there is a fictional character who I imagine you to be most like, it is Chris Finch.

Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck. You beat me to it.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

He may have been a terrorist, but look at him here with Beckham. A man can change no?

No. Beckham will always be an arsehole.

 

[eddiemarin09]

I'm tired of pretending to care abut his condition..he lived a full life he's gonna die soon and let's move on...i don't really care of you think im an asshole

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm tired of pretending to care abut his condition..he lived a full life he's gonna die soon and let's move on...i don't really care of you think im an asshole

Any chance you could read the eulogy at my funeral?

 

[BimboBob]

is he dead yet ?

A double whammy...


Him and Phil Collins in one day!

 

[Balti]

yes terrible the way he fought against apartheid like that

no wonder those nice white south africans incarcerated the terrible black man for so long

 

[Banned Tosspot]

yes terrible the way he fought against apartheid like that

no wonder those nice white south africans incarcerated the terrible black man for so long

And killed people cos of their colour.

 

[blueinsa]

yes terrible the way he fought against apartheid like that

no wonder those nice white south africans incarcerated the terrible black man for so long

And killed people cos of their colour.

3,500 white farmers murdered in cold blood since the ANC came to power and both Zimbabwe and South Africa now both net importers of food for increasing populations instead of providing food for the whole of Southern Africa.

Did i mention that the ANC and its military wing also murdered people in cold blood?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

yes terrible the way he fought against apartheid like that

no wonder those nice white south africans incarcerated the terrible black man for so long

And killed people cos of their colour.

3,500 white farmers murdered in cold blood since the ANC came to power and both Zimbabwe and South Africa now both net importers of food for increasing populations instead of providing food for the whole of Southern Africa.

Did i mention that the ANC and its military wing also murdered people in cold blood?

It's a sad case that some white folk have to call other white folk racist to make themselves look whiter than white if you parden the pun.

Mandela is a man they should dislike but he's black and that makes it OK for him to be racist and a murderer.