Nelson Mandela

[stony]

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Saw this joke on The Office the other day, cracks me up every time. Typical Chris Finch.

If there is a fictional character who I imagine you to be most like, it is Chris Finch.

Who's the Cuban leader?

You're havana laugh aren't you ?

 

[mcmanus]

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Saw this joke on The Office the other day, cracks me up every time. Typical Chris Finch.

If there is a fictional character who I imagine you to be most like, it is Chris Finch.

Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck. You beat me to it.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

He may have been a terrorist, but look at him here with Beckham. A man can change no?

No. Beckham will always be an arsehole.

 

[eddiemarin09]

I'm tired of pretending to care abut his condition..he lived a full life he's gonna die soon and let's move on...i don't really care of you think im an asshole

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm tired of pretending to care abut his condition..he lived a full life he's gonna die soon and let's move on...i don't really care of you think im an asshole

Any chance you could read the eulogy at my funeral?

 

[BimboBob]

is he dead yet ?

A double whammy...


Him and Phil Collins in one day!

 

[Balti]

yes terrible the way he fought against apartheid like that

no wonder those nice white south africans incarcerated the terrible black man for so long

 

[Banned Tosspot]

yes terrible the way he fought against apartheid like that

no wonder those nice white south africans incarcerated the terrible black man for so long

And killed people cos of their colour.

 

[blueinsa]

yes terrible the way he fought against apartheid like that

no wonder those nice white south africans incarcerated the terrible black man for so long

And killed people cos of their colour.

3,500 white farmers murdered in cold blood since the ANC came to power and both Zimbabwe and South Africa now both net importers of food for increasing populations instead of providing food for the whole of Southern Africa.

Did i mention that the ANC and its military wing also murdered people in cold blood?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

yes terrible the way he fought against apartheid like that

no wonder those nice white south africans incarcerated the terrible black man for so long

And killed people cos of their colour.

3,500 white farmers murdered in cold blood since the ANC came to power and both Zimbabwe and South Africa now both net importers of food for increasing populations instead of providing food for the whole of Southern Africa.

Did i mention that the ANC and its military wing also murdered people in cold blood?

It's a sad case that some white folk have to call other white folk racist to make themselves look whiter than white if you parden the pun.

Mandela is a man they should dislike but he's black and that makes it OK for him to be racist and a murderer.

 

[Balti]

And killed people cos of their colour.

3,500 white farmers murdered in cold blood since the ANC came to power and both Zimbabwe and South Africa now both net importers of food for increasing populations instead of providing food for the whole of Southern Africa.

Did i mention that the ANC and its military wing also murdered people in cold blood?

It's a sad case that some white folk have to call other white folk racist to make themselves look whiter than white if you parden the pun.

Mandela is a man they should dislike but he's black and that makes it OK for him to be racist and a murderer.

Actually I think it was the system of apartheid that made it totally justified for him to be a freedom fighter

Biko's way was better of course from a purely moral perspective but then look what happened to Biko.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

3,500 white farmers murdered in cold blood since the ANC came to power and both Zimbabwe and South Africa now both net importers of food for increasing populations instead of providing food for the whole of Southern Africa.

Did i mention that the ANC and its military wing also murdered people in cold blood?

It's a sad case that some white folk have to call other white folk racist to make themselves look whiter than white if you parden the pun.

Mandela is a man they should dislike but he's black and that makes it OK for him to be racist and a murderer.

Actually I think it was the system of apartheid that made it totally justified for him to be a freedom fighter

Biko's way was better of course from a purely moral perspective but then look what happened to Biko.

Remember, you're backing racism .... and murder.

 

[Balti]

It's a sad case that some white folk have to call other white folk racist to make themselves look whiter than white if you parden the pun.

Mandela is a man they should dislike but he's black and that makes it OK for him to be racist and a murderer.

Actually I think it was the system of apartheid that made it totally justified for him to be a freedom fighter

Biko's way was better of course from a purely moral perspective but then look what happened to Biko.

Remember, you're backing racism .... and murder.

only as a response to the state sponsored racism and murder that they faced

were the French/Polish Resistance etc also then merely murderers to be condemned by history?

or did their purpose and their circumstances perhaps justify their actions?

 

[blueinsa]

Actually I think it was the system of apartheid that made it totally justified for him to be a freedom fighter

Biko's way was better of course from a purely moral perspective but then look what happened to Biko.

Remember, you're backing racism .... and murder.

only as a response to the state sponsored racism and murder that they faced

were the French/Polish Resistance etc also then merely murderers to be condemned by history?

or did their purpose and their circumstances perhaps justify their actions?

The 3,500 white farmers murdered since they came to power?

State sponsored terror of a race?

 

[Balti]

Remember, you're backing racism .... and murder.

only as a response to the state sponsored racism and murder that they faced

were the French/Polish Resistance etc also then merely murderers to be condemned by history?

or did their purpose and their circumstances perhaps justify their actions?

The 3,500 white farmers murdered since they came to power?

State sponsored terror of a race?

the inhumanities of the apartheid era are well documented and obvious fact

your linking of the farm murders with Mandela and/or the state is not grounded in any facts that I can find

it is happening I agree and is disturbing and unacceptable.....but then crime and murder is rampant in south africa full stop and it is not only farmers who are attacked and killed and not only whites

the frightening crime and violence rates remain the great sadness about that stunningly beautiful country

driven more by the conditions of third world poverty that many black people in South Africa still endure rather than anything more sinister I'm afraid

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/9716539/South-African-farmers-fearing-for-their-lives.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... lives.html</a>

 

[blueinsa]

only as a response to the state sponsored racism and murder that they faced

were the French/Polish Resistance etc also then merely murderers to be condemned by history?

or did their purpose and their circumstances perhaps justify their actions?

The 3,500 white farmers murdered since they came to power?

State sponsored terror of a race?

the inhumanities of the apartheid era are well documented and obvious fact

your linking of the farm murders with Mandela and/or the state is not grounded in any facts that I can find

it is happening I agree and is disturbing and unacceptable.....but then crime and murder is rampant in south africa full stop and it is not only farmers who are attacked and killed and not only whites

the frightening crime and violence rates remain the great sadness about that stunningly beautiful country

driven more by the conditions of third world poverty that many black people in South Africa still endure rather than anything more sinister I'm afraid

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/9716539/South-African-farmers-fearing-for-their-lives.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... lives.html</a>

Driven by an ANC government that openly attacks whites for its failings still to this day and openly sings freedom songs titled, "Shoot the Boer" at every meeting they hold.

Corruption and nepotism is rife with a black political elite, happy to milk the system for all its worth whilst stirring up racial hatred to cover its backs.

Apartheid was an abhorrent system that rightfully had to end but trust me on this, racism is alive and well today in SA, just roles reversed and its certainly not the rainbow nation the BBC likes to portray.

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

And killed people cos of their colour.

3,500 white farmers murdered in cold blood since the ANC came to power and both Zimbabwe and South Africa now both net importers of food for increasing populations instead of providing food for the whole of Southern Africa.

Did i mention that the ANC and its military wing also murdered people in cold blood?

It's a sad case that some white folk have to call other white folk racist to make themselves look whiter than white if you parden the pun.

Mandela is a man they should dislike but he's black and that makes it OK for him to be racist and a murderer.

I can see a merge coming on...

 

[Sparkys-Army]

Here's my mate at Nelson Mandela Square in J'Burg. I sadly, didn't get a picture because i'm an idiot but it was a stunning place and insanely busy.

I took the picture, if that helps. I'm quite the photographer.

 

[Helmet Cole]

Nice pic. Your mate seems to be getting 'tea-bagged' by the racist terrorist