LOLNo need for nets in these days of goal line technology.
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forget goal post altogether and get 2 jumpers
Some of your stories truly make my spirit soar.I remember a game when I was a lad and we had to keep moving to another part of the field to play because of an overwhelming smell of shit. This was back in the day no one would ever dream of picking up dog shit, so we blamed it on some unnamed but disgustingly smelly hound. Every time we moved the smell seemed to follow us, it was then we realised it was because Daz Foff had shit his pants but didn't want to go home in case he had to stay in.