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Never take a girl home who...
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Cellarite
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Nevermind "enough about me". You started the thread, you've told us fuck all, now get on with the story man.
Carstairs
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citykev28 said:Nevermind "enough about me". You started the thread, you've told us fuck all, now get on with the story man.
and spare no details.
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Carstairs said:citykev28 said:Nevermind "enough about me". You started the thread, you've told us fuck all, now get on with the story man.
and spare no details.
Particularly, what colour knickers did she have on?
BoyBlue_1985
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What box was you aiming to tick
The murdered by a crazy woman box!!?
The murdered by a crazy woman box!!?
Uncle Wally One Ball
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She sounds a bit of a twat to me mate. After the first time she pricked me with a pin and think i may well have to dodged her and tried shagging a more stable individual
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Did she stick the pins in your arse cheeks? Have you got her phone number?
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Darkhorse said:TCIB said:What do you mean "things"
Sausage shaped things ?
Lets just say, when you have had a couple of beers on a night out a girl who goes round poking people with a pin when there not looking seems like a right old laugh, but it should be a warning of things to come.
Hamann Pineapple said:Will she be getting a another plum tattoo after sabotaging one of yours with a pin ?
I am guessing the tattoo was metaphorical, but it's not the kind of thing I was going to stay around and ask.
Anyone enough about me.
So what do we call you now then ? Prince Albert ? Bull nose dick ? what ? :p