Neville the rat

Not posted much on here, but used to write on MEN regularly and now write mainly on Mad hatter NY forum..

A little ditty to... Teenage dirtbag/Wheatus.

His name is Neville
I have a ditty bout him
yes Gary neville
He's got a rat of a face that's fuckin' sour
He plays with 10 cocks
with puffs in red socks
But i know i would sure like to ram
that fukin wind tubine right up his jacksie

Cause he's just a tantrum douchebag baby
Yeah he's just a toe rag douchebag baby
Listens too much to twat faced fergie, the rat, ooh oooh ooooh

His brothers a dick
But phil aint as big a tool
and i'd simply kick
his brothers rag arse in truth
The weasel faced stoat
got skinned by the Goat
But he doesn't know that i'd ram
that fukin wind turbine, right up his jacksie

Cause he's just a rat faced chuckle brother
spawned into this world by his loving mother
Listen to daddy Neville Neville Garry-ee, ooh ooh ooooh

And yeeah douchebag, no he doesn't know it's a c**t of a bag to piss in
And Yeeah douchebag, no, he is THE c**t of a bag to piss in...
 

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