To the tune of 'Santa Claus is coming to town':
He sees the chances coming,
He never arrives late,
He'll only score if you've been good,
So be good for goodness sake.
All us lager louts,
Are not gonna cry,
We're all gonna shout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Cruz is coming to town!
Santa Cruz is coming to town!
Santa Cruz is coming to town!
Santa Cruz is coming - to town!
Gareth Barry is a blue,
is a blue
is a blue,
Gareth Barry is a blue,
He hates Villa!
Na na na, na na na naaah, na na na naaah, Khaldoon!
He sees the chances coming,
He never arrives late,
He'll only score if you've been good,
So be good for goodness sake.
All us lager louts,
Are not gonna cry,
We're all gonna shout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Cruz is coming to town!
Santa Cruz is coming to town!
Santa Cruz is coming to town!
Santa Cruz is coming - to town!
Gareth Barry is a blue,
is a blue
is a blue,
Gareth Barry is a blue,
He hates Villa!
Na na na, na na na naaah, na na na naaah, Khaldoon!