New song for Foden

To the tune of McNamara's band.

Well we've got young Phil Foden
He's a leader in our team
The finest fucking passer that the
World has ever seen
He's here, he's there he's everywhere
He scores some vital goals
And as for Man Utd(can insert a player you hate here). you can
stick them(him)up your hole.

Na na na, oh na na na na

Needs work.

As Blackadder might have put it.

It's starts poorly, fades in the middle and the least said about the end, the better. But apart from.that, Brilliant.

I'll get ma coat.
 
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Phil Foden is magic,
He’ll turn you inside out,
Some call him skin-fade Gascoigne,
He’s better there’s no doubt,
He scores goals with his left,
He scores goals with his right,
And when we win the champions league,
They’ll all say Pogba is shite
Ohhhhhhhhhh
To Zabba (sorry fella)
 
A couple of weeks ago I had the one hit wonder "Spaceman" by Babylon Zoo in my head, to which I was singing to myself "Foden, I always wanted you to score, Phil Foden, City and England's pride" on repeat - more chance of me being the next City manager than that taking off
 
Or for Christmas
On the first day of Xmas Foden gave to me,
A champions league win in Turkey
On the second day of Xmas Foden gave to me
Two community shields at Wembley
On the third day of Xmas Foden gave to me
3 Prem titles in four years
You get the gyst...I’ve too much time on my hands
 
we come to watch man city
my grandfather and me
a round Manchester did we roam
drinking all night
got into a fight

well phil foden from stockport
and he's going to Istanbul'

 
“Have you seen him, have you heard?
The way he plays there are no words
He’s our Foden, he’s our Phiiil

Have you seen how he can pass?
He’ll score the first, he’ll score the last
He’s our Foden, he’s our Phiiil”

 
He's got 2.
(you to me are everything tune)

Won the league at 17, playing for his boyhood team, Phil foden, Phil foden

He is City born and bred, he'll be a blue until he's dead Phil Foden, Phil foden

And

Sheikh mansour, drove up the road, in his ford fiesta,
Brought us back a kid named Phil, the Stockport iniesta.
 
He's got 2.
(you to me are everything tune)

Won the league at 17, playing for his boyhood team, Phil foden, Phil foden

He is City born and bred, he'll be a blue until he's dead Phil Foden, Phil foden

And

Sheikh mansour, drove up the road, in his ford fiesta,
Brought us back a kid named Phil, the Stockport iniesta.
Top ones my personal favourite but I do like the stone roses one.
 
PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL
PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL

PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL (Chorus)
Change the word coupling slightly and go with the tune for SKOL :)

And unless people are thick like lucky Eddie the Viking, everybody will remember the words



:)
 
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