New song for Foden

Let’s just say he doesn’t see as much as his partner as he should given he has a couple of kids with her. Hope I am wrong though.
They are all at it. All of them. It’s part and parcel of the celebrity footballer lifestyle and culture. And the wives all know about it but accept it as they live a great life so just let the lads do what they want.

When I say they’re all at it, this is all of them at all clubs… all of them!

From what I’m lead to believe from someone who’s worked closely with City players and what they know from United, Nedum Onuoha is the only player across both clubs in the 15 years they worked at City who didn’t cheat on his missus.

All of them are at it all the time!
 
They are all at it. All of them. It’s part and parcel of the celebrity footballer lifestyle and culture. And the wives all know about it but accept it as they live a great life so just let the lads do what they want.

When I say they’re all at it, this is all of them at all clubs… all of them!

From what I’m lead to believe from someone who’s worked closely with City players and what they know from United, Nedum Onuoha is the only player across both clubs in the 15 years they worked at City who didn’t cheat on his missus.

All of them are at it all the time!
If that's true it's a sad reflection, not only of footballers, but society generally.
Rich men "can have their cake and eat it" - thought that was 20th Century thinking.
Take them to the bloody cleaners ladies
 
Let’s just say he doesn’t see as much as his partner as he should given he has a couple of kids with her. Hope I am wrong though.
When you say Disturbing, All I keep getting a vision of is of Phil in a dimly lit apartment in Stockport acting like Dennis Hoppers character in Blue Velvet.
 
give him a tiny hole
and he’ll score
phil foden
he‘ll score from tiny hole
Get the stand bouncing to this……

Give him a ball and a yard of grass.
He’ll give you a move with a perfect pass.
Give a ball with a yard of space.
He’ll give you a move with godly grace.
He’s a nice young man with a lovely smile. etc.
A man can’t have no greater love than to give 90 minutes to his friends. etc.

 
Had a few minutes of peace this morning and thought about this thread. The song can be cheesy, utd get away with nursery rhymes , catchy with not too many words to remember. A song without reference to other teams and not effin and jeffin so the kids can sing it too.
The cheesy song? Stop right now by the spice girls

Stockport lad
We love you very much
We need somebody with the magic touch
Hey you
You're city through and through
We love Phil Foden
And his blood is sky blue.

Any of the city songsmiths want to take this on feel free; if not don't worry, it helped pass the morning!
 
Get the stand bouncing to this……

Give him a ball and a yard of grass.
He’ll give you a move with a perfect pass.
Give a ball with a yard of space.
He’ll give you a move with godly grace.
He’s a nice young man with a lovely smile. etc.
A man can’t have no greater love than to give 90 minutes to his friends. etc.


Best go shopping, dear.
 
Phil Foden
(2 the tune of
Do..Do.. Ron..Ron.. Ron) by the Ronnett's.

His name is Phil Foden,
And he's 1 of us.
He's Blue !!
Ron,Ron.Ron.
He's Blue !! Ron.Ron.

Came from over Edgeley and plus Bridgehall...
He's blue!!..
Ron..Ron..Ron..
He's blue.!!
Ron..Ron..

Wow.he plays sublime
Even with his fishing line..
Its true!!
Ron..ron..ron..
Its true
Ron..Ron...

Da Doo Ron Ron https://g.co/kgs/MWVmJS

 
Super Phil's Hokey Cokey...

He's going down the left,
He's going down the right,
He'll score a thunder-bastard cause he's fuckin Dynamite,
He's number forty-seven for Man City
and that's all he wants to be...
Woah, Super Phil Foden
Woah, Super Phil Foden
Woah, Super Phil Foden
Winning the league for Man City!

...

Rag
 
Still think it's really poor we haven't got a proper song for Foden. A lifelong blue tearing it up...and John Stones gets in there ahead of him (no offence to the Barnsley Beckenbauer)!

So I'm throwing my hat in the ring before derby day.

To the tune of La Bamba (easy and already well known as a football chant, and Spanish theme which is important to the lyrics).

"La La La La La Phil Foden.
La La La La La Phil Foden
Was a Junior Blue,
He's now the Stockport Iniesta!

Phil, Phil, Foden. Phil, Phil Foden."

Repeat.

Re: feedback. Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone...
 

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