How many clubs take the piss out of themselves? Here's a list of songs we sing about ourselves.
+ We're just a shit Man United.
+ 115 charges you'll never sing that.
+ Is this the Etihad (at quiet away grounds)
+ We're going uppppppp... we're going down..... we're going uppppp... we're going down.. Citehs going down with a billion in the bank..
+ Just like the fans of the invisible man, we're not really here..
+ This is how it feels to be Citeh...this is how it feels to be small
And
+ We've been to Rotterdam and Monaco, Napoli and Rome, but we've still got blue empty seats... empty seats at hoooooome.... empty seats at home....