New songs needed

When you score you make the city sing
Silva on the wing, Silva Silva on the wing
Every time you're on the ball we know
There's gonna be a goal
Our superstar from Portugal
Der der der der der der der der.
 
Uefa lied
The league did the same
Can't win on the pitch
So they're shifting the blame
4 in a row then we're clearing our name.
Stop crying your heart out
Stop crying your heart out
 
I’m sure this his been said 10000 times before on here and I’m largely preaching to the converted but it’s a shame that mentions of Munich in chants still persist. Whether you’re one of the idiots who still does it or not is ultimate divider in our match going fanbase in my view.

Was next to some idiot at Brighton the other day who on the face of it seemed relatively middle class (or at least had a southern accent), but adopted a plastic Manc twang when chanting about Munich or Klopp ‘cracking up’ (what if he actually, y’know, is?). No better than the Chelsea fans chanting about Declan Rice’s poor wife the other day.

The only real explanation for chanting stuff like this - where banter crosses a line into something more personal or even a bit sick - is you really are one of society’s little people: ie never spent any time with anyone you could describe as remotely famous and therefore don’t really see them as real people, just little football playing millionaire cartoons you can hurl abuse at with no consequence.

At the very least they should have their precious loyalty points taken off them and be forced to spend a match next to a foreign tourist vlogger as penance…
 
How many clubs take the piss out of themselves? Here's a list of songs we sing about ourselves.


+ We're just a shit Man United.

+ 115 charges you'll never sing that.

+ Is this the Etihad (at quiet away grounds)

+ We're going uppppppp... we're going down..... we're going uppppp... we're going down.. Citehs going down with a billion in the bank..

+ Just like the fans of the invisible man, we're not really here..

+ This is how it feels to be Citeh...this is how it feels to be small

And

+ We've been to Rotterdam and Monaco, Napoli and Rome, but we've still got blue empty seats... empty seats at hoooooome.... empty seats at home....
 

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