new swear words

[-dabz-]

fucking cleft.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Drat,drat and double drat.

 

[al67]

Drat,drat and double drat.

Is that you dick?

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

I often read things on here and think that's fuckwittery if I've heard seen it, sometimes after I've typed it myself.

Fuckwitt

 

[Mayor West]

Cotton headed ninny muggins.

 

[Sparkys-Army]

I just slur words off the tip of my tongue and it creates different mixes.

 

[CityWest]

Alfred TwatCock.......

Little variation on the great Alfred Hitchcock which we call Alf at work....

Always make me chuckle......such a child!!!

 

[The Silver Surfer]

When I was little if my dad got really annoyed with someone (which was rare) he used to call them a "twatbag".

Seemed so shocking when you're about 7, now I find it's the funniest swearword ever.

A bag of twats? wtf..?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Quumfer - someone who sniffs bike seats

No thats a snurger mate.

New vocabulary! I like it.

 

[BimboBob]

Cotton headed ninny muggins.

You sit on a throne of lies.