New Yaya Touré Video

[IanBishopsHaircut]

I'm sorry, but did the interviewer really just say;

"It's been a very difficult family for your summer.."

Yes he did. Sounds like he's absolutely bricking it and doesn't want to ask the wrong question...which speaks louder than anything Yaya said.

Would have been better if Bluemoon would have interviewed him

'So YaYa..why have you been such a c*nt over the summer?'

 

[jimharri]

I'm sorry, but did the interviewer really just say;

"It's been a very difficult family for your summer.."

Yes he did. Sounds like he's absolutely bricking it and doesn't want to ask the wrong question...which speaks louder than anything Yaya said.

Should have hired in Paxman to interview him!

 

[GX Blue]

Fantastic footballer.

Really strange guy.

 

[kaz7]

He could of at least said sorry for any misunderstandings or something similar when asked do you have anything to say to the fans
I am glad he is staying but i don't rate him as much as a person anymore
It has really slapped me in the face that very few footballers give a shit about the club they play for and the fans,thank god we have vinnie,joe and zaba who do care

 

[moggymoz]

I'm sorry, but did the interviewer really just say;

"It's been a very difficult family for your summer.."

Yes he did. Sounds like he's absolutely bricking it and doesn't want to ask the wrong question...which speaks louder than anything Yaya said.

Would have been better if Bluemoon would have interviewed him

'So YaYa..why have you been such a c*nt over the summer?'

And his answer might have been "Cos my minds not been working right, what with the death of a family member and that" ...

 

[pudge]

What's the over/under of how many times he says "you know" in Part 2?

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Yes he did. Sounds like he's absolutely bricking it and doesn't want to ask the wrong question...which speaks louder than anything Yaya said.

Would have been better if Bluemoon would have interviewed him

'So YaYa..why have you been such a c*nt over the summer?'

And his answer might have been "Cos my minds not been working right, what with the death of a family member and that" ...

Then the next question would have been 'Don't be a c*nt..your birthday histrionics were before the death of your brother..'

At this point..the Phantom Pie Flinger from Tizwas would appear and smash him in the face with a custard pie..Happy Birthday YaYa

At least that's how it runs in my head...

 

[Sixpence None the Richer]

Disappointing seeing this interview ya'know
Maybe he'll apologise tomorrow, and also get a birthday cake ya'know

Great footballer, shit liar.

 

[TCIB]

Could not give a flying shit what he says in his video.
I just want him to do his job then leave, no time for him at all.

 

[Rolee]

Would have been better if Bluemoon would have interviewed him

'So YaYa..why have you been such a c*nt over the summer?'

And his answer might have been "Cos my minds not been working right, what with the death of a family member and that" ...

Then the next question would have been 'Don't be a c*nt..your birthday histrionics were before the death of your brother..'

At this point..the Phantom Pie Flinger from Tizwas would appear and smash him in the face with a custard pie..Happy Birthday YaYa

At least that's how it runs in my head...

To which he may have replied "watching him die slowly was really hard and it fucked with my head".

Look, he's a hired gun for the club, there's no point pretending otherwise, why people have such an emotional investment in him I don't get.

What matters is what he does on the pitch, as long as he keeps producing the goods then I'm happy to see him stay and sing his name.