Newcastle (H) - Sun 8th May, 16:30 | Pre-Match Thread

[applecentral]

You're gonna need cake.

Lol lots of it, with hippy cream and heavy on the chocolate. That should do the trick lol

 

[applecentral]

Give her your big bag of Werthers?

I don’t want to excite her that much!

 

[Barcon]

Lol lots of it, with hippy cream and heavy on the chocolate. That should do the trick lol

That's fine for foreplay and to get you started ; )

 

[kaz7]

Earth shattering

 

[Chappie]

Lol lots of it, with hippy cream and heavy on the chocolate. That should do the trick lol

Best take some jump leads with you aswell

 

[kaz7]

Best take some jump leads with you aswell

Oi , twat !

(True though and a hedge trimmer )

 

[WickyWain]

Earth shattering

EDERSON Starts for Man City (via me) you heard it here first.

 

[razman]

 

[SerbianBlue]

Whoa, this means Sterling on the righ side?

 

[aka blue jambo]

Hmmmmmm