Newcastle Thread - 2023/24

[Barcon]

Is that filmed in Chernobyl?

 

[Crooked_rain]

About 60% of Geordies I've met were a bit backwards

 

[manclad]

About 60% of Geordies I've met were a bit backwards

The well known definition of a Geordie is -
"A Scotsman with his brain bashed out " !!

 

[hammocity]

Is the fat Geordie still doing his You Tube videos?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is the fat Geordie still doing his You Tube videos?

Specialist ones from his prison cell I think?

 

[117 M34]

Trippier on his way out.
Maybe them rumours were true.

 

[Super-Barwuah]

Is the fat Geordie still doing his You Tube videos?

 

[hammocity]

That’s fucking brilliant, those salty twats have no idea do they? A fucking Chav talking about City’s spending and charges, he must be so stupid. They don’t even acknowledge we’ve sold plenty of players over the past few years and are not even in the top 8 for net net spend over the last 6 years.

Newcastle were one of the hateful 8, ha ha, you voted for FFP, you dickheads.

They don’t believe Haaland was £65m, they’re right he was £52m, do they really believe their own shite that we’ve bunged Dortmund millions more outside of normal football dealings? Ridiculous.

Also, apparently we were only 2 points behind the Dippers when they won the league.

Completely fail to acknowledge what a well run club looks like, that Chav, fuck off you prick.

 

[waspish]

That’s fucking brilliant, those salty twats have no idea do they? A fucking Chav talking about City’s spending and charges, he must be so stupid. They don’t even acknowledge we’ve sold plenty of players over the past few years and are not even in the top 8 for net net spend over the last 6 years.

Newcastle were one of the hateful 8, ha ha, you voted for FFP, you dickheads.

They don’t believe Haaland was £65m, they’re right he was £52m, do they really believe their own shite that we’ve bunged Dortmund millions more outside of normal football dealings? Ridiculous.

Also, apparently we were only 2 points behind the Dippers when they won the league.

Completely fail to acknowledge what a well run club looks like, that Chav, fuck off you prick.

Seems these football YouTube chat you can say anything you want without any rebuff

 

[TinFoilHat]

Seems these football YouTube chat you can say anything you want without any rebuff

Unless you call the fat Geordie nonce a Fat Geordie nonce.

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

Trippier on his way out.
Maybe them rumours were true.

Had not heard anything, what rumours?

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Had not heard anything, what rumours?

putting it about

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Is the fat Geordie still doing his You Tube videos?

From publicly having racial comments in his videos, having many of his youtube chums tell him they don't want to work with him no more.

Yet he is still doing these videos.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Had not heard anything, what rumours?

Bayern for £12m seems to be what may happen.

It’s a bit of a risk as his set pieces gains them just about more points than he’s lost them this season.

Probably an attempt to pass PSR without having to sell Guimaraes and Isak.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Had not heard anything, what rumours?

He has a loyalty card to a Newcastle based hotel to entertain guests.

Nothing wrong with that. Especially if it's a decent hotel you're gifting your guests for a night

 

[big gaz]

I don’t think we struggled to attract players, though we did have to pay higher salaries than their ability warranted.

But hiring Bobby Manc and that great summer 2010 transfer window - Merlin, Yaya, Aleks and Boateng - was a game changer for us.

Boateng, thank fuck the other three didn't have isle seats on that flight ;-)
But I get the point mate :-)

 

[Gordyola]

Bayern for £12m seems to be what may happen.

It’s a bit of a risk as his set pieces gains them just about more points than he’s lost them this season.

Probably an attempt to pass PSR without having to sell Guimaraes and Isak.

They need to raise cash if they have any chance of brinning players in NUFC fan on 606 said if Tripper goes then others will see it as a lack of ambition and will be asking to go as well.
Won the lottery but the money is locked away and they cant send it Their only option is to issue revenue by success on the pitch and stadium development but its difficult as its locked in all around, I've heard that they plan to ask the fans what they want to do, this might be mandatory anyhow to consult, with one of the options to move to a new 80K stadium but that's not going to happen soon Short term they are hamstrung with new new rules on sponsorship value

 

[hammocity]

Bayern for £12m seems to be what may happen.

It’s a bit of a risk as his set pieces gains them just about more points than he’s lost them this season.

Probably an attempt to pass PSR without having to sell Guimaraes and Isak.

This PSR is really making things tough, having to sell a player for £12m in the money laden environment of the PL is making a mockery of the Clubs aspirations.

I know UEFA now have the same rules but the red shirt influenced Premier League are doing a good job of dismantling their own product by handing out points deductions and the threats of further sanctions.

The Golden Goose is dying a slow death.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They need to raise cash if they have any chance of brinning players in NUFC fan on 606 said if Tripper goes then others will see it as a lack of ambition and will be asking to go as well.
Won the lottery but the money is locked away and they cant send it Their only option is to issue revenue by success on the pitch and stadium development but its difficult as its locked in all around, I've heard that they plan to ask the fans what they want to do, this might be mandatory anyhow to consult, with one of the options to move to a new 80K stadium but that's not going to happen soon Short term they are hamstrung with new new rules on sponsorship value

It’s a dilemma for them. They’d be better spending on an academy and selling player like we have, but that will take a decade and more.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This PSR is really making things tough, having to sell a player for £12m in the money laden environment of the PL is making a mockery of the Clubs aspirations.

I know UEFA now have the same rules but the red shirt influenced Premier League are doing a good job of dismantling their own product by handing out points deductions and the threats of further sanctions.

The Golden Goose is dying a slow death.

It’ll be interesting to see how many clubs start to oppose PSR in the coming years.