I’ve been a member of this forum for four months and at this point I could write the match day thread.
1) Commentators are shit
2) Doku cooks compared to $100m Grealish
3) FFS Kova, Nunes, Gvardiol (see also: window was a complete failure)
4) It’s over for us
5) Pep is done (see also at 60 min: does he know we have subs)
6) Rodri is tired
7) “clear red card”
8) “zzzzzzzz”
9) “Player X is shit” followed immediately by assist by Player X
10) Really missing Gundo, Palmer, Laporte
Did I cover it all?