Newcastle United (A) - Sat 13th Jan, 17:30 | PL | Pre-Match Thread

[69FACUPfinal]

Feeling very confident we will play well and get fucked over by the dipper fan ref.

I think that is 100% guaranteed.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Sir you are on pre match thread , match day thread is not open yet.

True - in that case we're going to dick these 8 -0! CTID!

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

I’ve been a member of this forum for four months and at this point I could write the match day thread.

1) Commentators are shit
2) Doku cooks compared to $100m Grealish
3) FFS Kova, Nunes, Gvardiol (see also: window was a complete failure)
4) It’s over for us
5) Pep is done (see also at 60 min: does he know we have subs)
6) Rodri is tired
7) “clear red card”
8) “zzzzzzzz”
9) “Player X is shit” followed immediately by assist by Player X
10) Really missing Gundo, Palmer, Laporte

Did I cover it all?

You missed the bit where after stating 2) the same commentators talk about how Doku loses his way in the late game and doesn't maintain possession or track back as well as Grealish.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Was saying the same. Would like to see gvardiol cb and ake lb.

ake is a false left back .

 

[argyle]

watch out anyone in Newcastle for these scary ultras

Strong Monty Python vibes...

 

[Eccles Blue]

True - in that case we're going to dick these 8 -0! CTID!

0-10

 

[skillman]

Nervous for this one, early goal would settle the nerves. And Kyle booting that Gordon into next week would be welcome too.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Wonder what’s going through Lewis Miley’s head right now, 17 years old and up against Foden, Rodri, Kovacic with KDB on the bench.

His dad must be having an achy breaky heart .

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

watch out anyone in Newcastle for these scary ultras

Thank god they brought that smoke bomb or people would actually have to look at the ugly bastards

 

[bluemoon32]

ake is a false left back .

As is Gvardiol....ha