Newcastle United Thread - 2021/22

[ysmsa]

Just had a quick look at his record,

98 games for Sunderland

97 games for the Mags.

Bloody Bastards, let him have 1 more game :-)

 

[SidJames]

The alleged £8,000 000 pay off should help him recover from being called a fat Cnut :-)

Maybe treat himself to a bit of Liposuction,Botox etc

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

The alleged £8,000 000 pay off should help him recover from being called a fat Cnut :-)

By a load of fatter cunts!

 

[ysmsa]

No time for fucking about when they're 19th.
That turnip was never turning that boat around so best get rid now and give them a real shot.

They should go for Zidane if they can. He'd deffo attract some top players meaning they have a great shot at staying up maybe even midtable

Yeah right, at least they'll learn what

"Fuck Off not a bleeding chance" in French with a hint of Algerian is.

 

[Mike N]

Several of his tenants were recently hospitalised because of mould he didn't deal with in the properties he rents out. He evicted a mum and 2 kids when they complained publicly about it.

He was a massive twat at Sheffield United. Took the job, then said he needed a holiday to recover from surgeries he had before taking the job, then after 6 weeks paid holiday managed a dozen games and quit to manage Newcastle.

He quite regularly tries to pick out individual local reporters to attack them for reporting things which turn out to be true.

I don't think he's a nice man, although I've not met him.

Fair enough

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Several of his tenants were recently hospitalised because of mould he didn't deal with in the properties he rents out. He evicted a mum and 2 kids when they complained publicly about it.

He was a massive twat at Sheffield United. Took the job, then said he needed a holiday to recover from surgeries he had before taking the job, then after 6 weeks paid holiday managed a dozen games and quit to manage Newcastle.

He quite regularly tries to pick out individual local reporters to attack them for reporting things which turn out to be true.

I don't think he's a nice man, although I've not met him.

Not heard that about the slum landlording before, seems a right ****. Like a few on here with same occupation.

You mean Wednesday though, not Sheff United though don't you?

I wouldn't hold that against him though as longevity in the championship is as rare as hen's teeth, jumping ship when a better opportunity presents itself is the sensible option.

 

[ysmsa]

The alleged £8,000 000 pay off should help him recover from being called a fat Cnut :-)

Maybe treat himself to a bit of Liposuction,Botox etc

That right wow,

I fancied following him as he makes his way the the Elephants graveyard, all that Ivory (they're already dead, don't condone hunting) plus 8 million

 

[ysmsa]

Several of his tenants were recently hospitalised because of mould he didn't deal with in the properties he rents out. He evicted a mum and 2 kids when they complained publicly about it.

He was a massive twat at Sheffield United. Took the job, then said he needed a holiday to recover from surgeries he had before taking the job, then after 6 weeks paid holiday managed a dozen games and quit to manage Newcastle.

He quite regularly tries to pick out individual local reporters to attack them for reporting things which turn out to be true.

I don't think he's a nice man, although I've not met him.

He was taught by the best, the best at being a ****!

Once a Rag.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

 

[Gray]

The alleged £8,000 000 pay off should help him recover from being called a fat Cnut :-)

Maybe treat himself to a bit of Liposuction,Botox etc

A nose job should be his first priority.