Next James Bond?

[FantasyIreland]

Cillian Murphy

Perfect timing with Peaky finishing.

 

[waspish]

Damson Idris should be the next bond top top actor..

 

[mexico1970]

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Maybe they are going in another direction. Bond has been moved to the interior decorating division and has to battle over official MI5 seat cushions?

What would the opening sequence be? Who is the bond girl?

 

[mat]

What would the opening sequence be? Who is the bond girl?

*The PMs wife (Played by Lena Headey) is seen going into a secured room with a file marked "Confidential." She sits behind a desk and starts thumbing through it. Getting more exasperated as she thumbs each page. In anger she screams and throws it across the room. She then notices the shadow of a man in the corner...

PMs wife: Who the hell are you and how did you get in here?

Bond: I was sent here to stop you making a terrible mistake.

PMs wife: What's wrong with a beige carpet?

Bond: It doesn't really scream I'm a powerful leader of the world does it?

PMs Wife: How about I get it laid. If it's doesn't we use a colouring agent on it?

Bond: My dear...Why dye another day?


*Opening titles with Rupaul singing theme tune*

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

*The PMs wife (Played by Lena Headey) is seen going into a secured room with a file marked "Confidential." She sits behind a desk and starts thumbing through it. Getting more exasperated as she thumbs each page. In anger she screams and throws it across the room. She then notices the shadow of a man in the corner...

PMs wife: Who the hell are you and how did you get in here?

Bond: I was sent here to stop you making a terrible mistake.

PMs wife: What's wrong with a beige carpet?

Bond: It doesn't really scream I'm a powerful leader of the world does it?

PMs Wife: How about I get it laid. If it's doesn't we use a colouring agent on it?

Bond: My dear...Why dye another day?


*Opening titles with Rupaul singing theme tune*

No Time to Dye. About the level of the actual film.

 

[Bigga]

Damson Idris should be the next bond top top actor..

Man, that's a really good shout!

Might be worthy of a future punt for in 10 - 15 years time!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Man, that's a really good shout!

Might be worthy of a future punt for in 10 - 15 years time!

Not too young now depending on the storyline and direction, Lazenby was 29, Connery was 32.

Bit skinny if they want someone to get their shirt off like Craig though.

 

[journolud]

No Time to Dye. About the level of the actual film.

What didn’t you like about it?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

What didn’t you like about it?

nicked the premise of GI Joe and the ending from Titanic.