Nigel de Jong facts

[mancity89]

De jong uses live rattle snakes as condoms

 

[Obvious Mancunian]

Nigel de Jong once stood his headmaster on the naughty wall

 

[wayne71]

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into NDJ while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

 

[claytob]

When De Jong is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon

 

[Anonymous]

Nigel De Jong can walk into KFC, order a BigMac... and get one.

That made me LOL.

Nigel De Jong went to a Slipknot concert, asked them to play some Rick Astley and they did.

 

[Scottyboi]

Nigel does not live in the hilton instead he jumps onto a new rooftop everynight.
De jong loves nothing more than chilling out after football and knitting a new jumper.

 

[jacko8684]

nigel de jong is suing charles bronson for image rights!!

 

[claytob]

Nigel De Jong makes onions CRY!!!

 

[Mr Rich]

De Jong uses stress balls made out of diamonds

 

[Scottyboi]

From pastas one.

Nigel does not get rick rolled he thinks to far ahead and de jongs them instead.