Nigel de Jong facts

[Anonymous]

When De Jong retires from football he has a job lined up as a doorman at the pearly gates.

 

[JGD6CTID]

Nigel De Jong does not sleep..... he waits
Nigel De Jong doesn't get frost bite....he bites frost
Nigel De Jong destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
If you have a fiver and Nigel De Jong has a fiver, he has more money than you
Apple pays Nigel De Jong 99p for every song he listens to on itunes
Nigel De Jong is the reason why Wally is hiding..

 

[Richard]

Nigel De Jong knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: De Jong thrives on pain. De Jong then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Nigel De Jong can get Blackjack with just one card.

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

To anyone whos ever seen chuck norris facts this will help you

There is no Ctrl button on de jongs PC, as he is always in control.
De jong is sueing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him.
De jong can take out 2 scousers in one tackle.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed for de jong.
De jong can slam a revolving door.
Nigel De jong played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Anyone else care to add a few?

thats hillarious and superb mate

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

this thread is superb, i think nigel is going to become a city legend if he stays with us for long enough

 

[the--dud]

The last time De Jong scored a goal; he punched the air and the universe got a bruise.

 

[jjbennett]

Nigel De Jong's tears can cure cancer...too bad hed never cries.
Nigel De Jong doesn't wear Superman pyjamas...Superman wears Nigel De Jong pyjamas.
Nigel De Jong never wet the bed as a child...the bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[danny21manc]

Nigel has seen his song threads and has decided on... (from IP)

 

[mancity89]

De jong has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bluetoo]

NDJ went in for 50-50 with the Hadron Collider...the Hadron Collider stepped out of the way