Normal Things You Can't Do

[pieface]

I cant open a packet of bacon.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

I cant whistle either - with or without fingers!

 

[david whites spike]

At this moment in time I am unable to pass wind without splashing my undercrackers!!

 

[roaminblue]

cook rice properly

Cook the correct amount of rice. Always too much, or too little

 

[Stato]

can't whistle.
can't role my r's
can't ride a bike,

 

[BimboBob]

cook rice properly

Cup of rice, cup of boiling water. Put both in pan, lid on and simmer for 10/11 minutes. Turn off, leave lid on for a further 10/11 minutes. Sorted.


Can't wink with my left eye.

 

[stony]

click my fingers or whistle using my fingers.

 

[DelToro]

unwind clingfilm from a roll.

 

[Mayor West]

unwind clingfilm from a roll.

Don't think you understood the thread! Nobody can do that.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Get a word in when the wife starts talking.