North Manchester or South Manchester

[Balti]

Whenever I drive to North Manchester I always see the Orthodox Jews just north of cheetham hill and I always think of those two characters off tin tin.

i always think of chopped liver and salt beef

yum

 

[Tuearts right boot]

South...a better class of people and the roads are tarmaced with pavements

 

[TCIB]

In North Manchester men use the sink as an en-suite toilet for the kitchen. South Manchester is full of men who sit down to pee. More sexual deviancy in the south too, the average bloke having a wank uses a belt round his throat and a pineapple up his arse.

I told you i was frapped, that was not me!

 

[jimharri]

South Manchester is the promised land, populated by God's own people. The best place on this god forsaken planet.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

The south is full of berties, the north is where it's at.

:-)

 

[Second Skin]

Barm

 

[Dogtanian]

North, in the south they have language difficulties like being unable to pronounce the word muffin

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Used to be a union official at BAe Chadderton and we'd regularly drive down to Woodford for meetings. My fellow official was a well-known local politician with a very dry sense of humour. As we were driving through Woodford village there were signs saying "No horse riding on the grass verge". Quick as a flash he said "I must get some of those put up in Moston".

 

[hilts]

Living in north MANCHESTER is like living in Beirut sure there are some decent people but it is a shit hole, south MANCHESTER is where decent people live hence the price

 

[bakerdave76]

South the way to go