North Manchester

lc-mcfc said:
Joycee Banercheck said:
its a long walk home from the centre too. I walked the wrong way for two hours once. Absolutely gutted when I saw a sign saying "Welcome to Stockport". Sat in the middle of the road with my head in my hands for a bit until a nice taxi driver picked us up and gave us a lift home for next to nothing.

Ouch, it's bad enough walking the wrong way but to end up in Stockport it even worse lmao.
Not had an E since!
 
East side rules..............obviously with the exception of Gorton, Openshaw, Beswick etc. Once into Audenshaw/Tameside the streets get leafier, the cars get newer, the houses get bigger and the girls get tidier.

The North is full of crackheads and whores, the south is full of plastic millionaires and the west is full of rags.
 
r.soleofsalford said:
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
ughh,full of neanderthals. I have been to North Manchester about 3 times in my life, all for football reasons....that should say it all.


its a long walk back to brooklands from north manchester ;)

Brooklands is virtually Wythenshawe overspill and makes Lower Broughton look like Alderley Edge!
People from Northern Moor think its a chav-filled hellhole,which says it all really.
 
Stevinio said:
East side rules..............obviously with the exception of Gorton, Openshaw, Beswick etc. Once into Audenshaw/Tameside the streets get leafier, the cars get newer, the houses get bigger and the girls get tidier.

The North is full of crackheads and whores, the south is full of plastic millionaires and the west is full of rags.

PMSL, my Grandma lived in Beswick, it's not that bad *rolls eyes*
 
lc-mcfc said:
Stevinio said:
East side rules..............obviously with the exception of Gorton, Openshaw, Beswick etc. Once into Audenshaw/Tameside the streets get leafier, the cars get newer, the houses get bigger and the girls get tidier.

The North is full of crackheads and whores, the south is full of plastic millionaires and the west is full of rags.

PMSL, my Grandma lived in Beswick, it's not that bad *rolls eyes*

Haha, there's always a few pearls up a sow's arse, so to speak.
 
Stevinio said:
East side rules..............obviously with the exception of Gorton, Openshaw, Beswick etc. Once into Audenshaw/Tameside the streets get leafier, the cars get newer, the houses get bigger and the girls get tidier.

The North is full of crackheads and whores, the south is full of plastic millionaires and the west is full of rags.
gorton = gods little acre ;]
 
wrongun73 said:
Stevinio said:
East side rules..............obviously with the exception of Gorton, Openshaw, Beswick etc. Once into Audenshaw/Tameside the streets get leafier, the cars get newer, the houses get bigger and the girls get tidier.

The North is full of crackheads and whores, the south is full of plastic millionaires and the west is full of rags.
gorton = gods little acre ;]

Satans little acre more like ;)
 
Stevinio said:
East side rules..............obviously with the exception of Gorton, Openshaw, Beswick etc. Once into Audenshaw/Tameside the streets get leafier, the cars get newer, the houses get bigger and the girls get tidier.

The North is full of crackheads and whores, the south is full of plastic millionaires and the west is full of rags.

I take it that you are omitting Hyde,Ashton,Dukinfield and Stalyvegas from that flowery paradise that is Tameside?
As streets there seldom have trees,houses are crack dens and cars are invariably TWOC'd.
Actually,that leaves very little.
Are you sure you've thought this one through?
 
de niro said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
"Audenshaw girl very posh!"
That really is a true comedy gem!
Compared to what exactly Joycee - a £5 Harpurhey crack whore?
What made her "posh?"
Did she not have a tag and track marks?

we live in audenshaw and both my girls are well posh, i'm from hulme/langley/collyhurst and newton heath and am as rough as a bears arse but my girls are posh:)

as posh as any of those stuck up snooty bitches that chase footy stars round Hale anyway.thats where the comparison ends, my girls have class.
Whereabouts on Langley did you live?
 

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