Nosey neighbours

Cellarite

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Any advice appreciated here.

Since I moved in to my house with the family, we’ve really settled. The only issue really is the neighbour who goes out of his way to find things to moan about.

He was fine at first and kept himself to himself but over time, he has become a real nuisance.

His head always seems to be over the fence. The missus was startled one day during the first lockdown to catch him peering over the back fence at her sunbathing. When she asked him what was wrong, he said something about a leaking drain pipe.

He’s asked my kids in the street if their Dad is going to sort it out soon but how can I help the fucking rain?

I honestly think he’s just a pervy fucker trying to get a deek at her tits but now he’s come up with the ludicrous water on the patio shite, he has to keep up the pretence.

He’s heading for trouble if there’s another summer of rattling fence panels every time she strips down to her bikini.
 
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Sure thing mate.

I got home from work one night last year and found him blowing leaves around saying they were landing in his garden.

I think this was another flimsy excuse to get over the fence and gawk at her.

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Any advice appreciated here.

Since I moved in to my house with the family, we’ve really settled. The only issue really is the neighbour who goes out of his way to find things to moan about.

He was fine at first and kept himself to himself but over time, he has become a real nuisance.

His head always seems to be over the fence. The missus was startled one day during the first lockdown to catch him peering over the back fence at her sunbathing. When she asked him what was wrong, he said something about a leaking drain pipe.

He’s asked my kids in the street if their Dad is going to sort it out soon but how can I help the fucking rain?

I honestly think he’s just a pervy fucker trying to get a deek at her tits but now he’s come up with the ludicrous water on the patio shite, he has to keep up the pretence.

He’s heading for trouble if there’s another summer of rattling fence panels every time she strips down to her bikini.
lol
 
I was going to suggest burning their house down but you won’t be able to start a fire seeing as you’ve flooded their property with your shit and piss-filled drain water
This is the miserable ****’s garden when it all started.

I don’t think my drain pipe was totally to blame.

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Sure thing mate.

I got home from work one night last year and found him blowing leaves around saying they were landing in his garden.

I think this was another flimsy excuse to get over the fence and gawk at her.

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I was trying to see if he was hiding in the woods : /
 
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It's a minefield dealing with neighbours at times. You try to be diplomatic or drop hints and hope they take them. The last thing you want is ending up on one of those neighbours from hell programmes lol.
 

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