Not just beaten

I have told this story before but I think it is well worth telling again.
I was a consultant for several firms and I got a phone call off a supplier offering to take me to the derby with full hospitality. The guy was a rag but hey a meal is a meal and a Derby, no matter what Peef says, is a Derby.
I had a beers before the match with the meal, and more at half time. The only annoying thing was having to behave sat in the Al*x Rednose Stand but...
Anyway, as the 6th went in I turned to him and simply said sorry, with that I stood up, raised both arms in the air and yelled for all I was worth.
I took great delight in drinking even more free beer after the match as I described each and every goal, only pausing to ask him for clarification on certain matters, i.e. it was David Silva that put that absolutely perfect pass through for the final goal wasn't it.

Funnily enough I never got invited back.
 

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