Notable movie quotes

[dark 'n stormy]

Open the pod bay doors please HAL.

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

"I mean to have you - even if it must be burglary!" - Uncle Monty in Withnail & I.

You could be at it all day with that film......

“We’re not from London”
“Stop saying that Withnail, of course he’s the fucking farmer”
“We must watch him, he’s so mauve”
“Whaaaat fucker said that?”
“I feel like a pig shat in my head”
“Jesus Christ, why have you drugged their onions?”

My favourite film

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

“Welcome to Marathon, how may I help you?”
“You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat!”
“I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.”
“And I REALLY don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking...runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right...fucking...now!”

Planes, trains and automobiles

 

[MillisleBlue]

Wake up, time to die.

Blade Runner (1982)

 

[manclad]

It is better to burn out,than fade away.
The Kurgan.
Highlander.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

I’ll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

The Warriors

 

[Grassland Blue]

"When I get you home, I am gonna punch yo momma in the mouth, there is no way, NO WAY, that you could have come from my loins!"
Smokie and The Bandit.

 

[KS55]

"He did it, he missed the barn"
Cat Balou

 

[Nascent Blues]

"Excuse me. What's that star on the wall?"

"You made me miss."

"Sorry."

"I've never missed that board before."

American Werewolf in London

 

[crazyg]

"Surely you can't be serious!"

"I am serious....and don't call me Shirley" (Leslie Nielsen in "Airplane")

So many to choose from.

"What do make of that, Johnny?" says McCrosky handing him the weather map
"Well, you can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl".

I just want to tell you both good luck; we're all counting on you.

We're bombing the fuel dump at Daiquiri.
We're coming in from the north at dawn under the radar.
What time will you be back?
I can't tell you - it's classified.

I could go on and on, but I could bore you. PUT THAT SWORD/GUN/PETROL DOWN!

Some classic lines throughout the film.

 

[Nascent Blues]

"Gary was just taking a shit."

Weird Science

 

[moggymoz]

LITTLE BILL
"Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch. You just shot an un-armed man".

MUNNY
"Well, he should have armed himself if he was going to decorate his saloon with my friend".

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, 'Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside,' and I said, 'Okay, Pop.' But he didn't really say that, he said, 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.'

 

[Duphrates]

"You know your trouble, Tony? You don't know what you are. I fucking know what you are, but you don't know what you are."

"Well, my curiosity's got the better of me, Rob, tell me, what am I?"

"You're a ****."

24 hour party people

 

[tshirtman]

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison ~ South Park Bigger Longer Uncut

 

[jimharri]

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, 'Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside,' and I said, 'Okay, Pop.' But he didn't really say that, he said, 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.'

Film title?You're supposed to tell us.

 

[jimharri]

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

Get Carter.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Film title?You're supposed to tell us.

sorry. Step brothers

 

[Blue_eyes]

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

Get Carter.

You know Eric, I almost forgot what your eyes looked like,( removes Erics glasses), there still the same, like pissholes in the snow.

Also Get Carter. A superb film, ( Caines version, not that Stallone crap).

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It's serious she needs to get to a hospital right now.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now.
Airplane.