Notable movie quotes

[deegee33]

"This town needs an enema."
The Joker Jack Nicholson
Batman

 

[jimharri]

sorry. Step brothers

Thanks. Haven't seen that film, so I didn't recognise the quote.

 

[jimharri]

You know Eric, I almost forgot what your eyes looked like,( removes Erics glasses), there still the same, like pissholes in the snow.

Also Get Carter. A superb film, ( Caines version, not that Stallone crap).

Stallone should be shot for that remake. You don't piss about with a classic.

 

[doots]

"alright sweet hearts you heard the man and you know the drill, ass holes and elbows!"
Aliens.

 

[LWashington]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit....... "

Airplane 1980 - Lloyd Bridges




"Ok, so that's where we draw the line"

Ted 2012 - Seth MacFarlane

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Sure you used enough dynamite there Butch?

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

The time for honouring yourself will soon be at an end Highness.

Gladiator

 

[born2bblu]

Sideways (2004); Jack (Thomas Haden Church): If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond (Paul Giamatti): No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any f****ing Merlot.

 

[born2bblu]

The Big Lebowski (1998); Walter Sobchak (John Goodman): You wanna a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways Dude, you don't even wanna know about them, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3:00 o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

 

[born2bblu]

Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964); General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden): I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

''I don't like being threatened, Richard.''
''I'm not threatening you mate, it's beyond fucking words.''

 

[crazyg]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy
Biggus......Dickus
What have the Romans ever done for us?
Etc, etc

Life of Brian

 

[PinkFinal]

: I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables - slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war... Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Fight Club

 

[flook]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

blade runner 1982

 

[dobingsdobber]

Shocks are best absorbed with the knees bent- Lord Summerisle, The Wicker Man.

 

[Andy Dale]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy
Biggus......Dickus
What have the Romans ever done for us?
Etc, etc

Life of Brian

This.

 

[jonah62]

“Wilson, you ****”
Ian Curtis to Tony Wilson in the queue to get into the Russel Club
24 hour party people

 

[01cravend]

Daniel Plainview: "I hate most people. I look at people and I don't see one thing worth liking."

 

[uncle fester]

you're a big man but you're in bad shape

with me its a full time job

Michael Caine to Alf Roberts (I think) in Get Carter

 

[jimharri]

"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan.