Notable movie quotes

[jimharri]

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?"

Snatch.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Lick me! Lick me!

Linda Blair - The Exorcist.

 

[Manc baggie]

A few from Blazing Saddles.


Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west.
Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shitkickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?



[Gabby Johnson sees the sheriff riding into town]

Gabby Johnson: Hey! The sheriff is a nig... [clock bell chimes]

Harriet Johnson: What did he say?

Dr. Sam Johnson: The sheriff is near.

Gabby Johnson: No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a nig.. [clock bell chimes again]



Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away.

Little bastard shot me in the ass!
So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and l've been there ever since.

 

[Blue_Note]

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, 'Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside,' and I said, 'Okay, Pop.' But he didn't really say that, he said, 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.'

Jordan Pickford relates to this

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

A few from Blazing Saddles.


Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west.
Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shitkickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?



[Gabby Johnson sees the sheriff riding into town]

Gabby Johnson: Hey! The sheriff is a nig... [clock bell chimes]

Harriet Johnson: What did he say?

Dr. Sam Johnson: The sheriff is near.

Gabby Johnson: No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a nig.. [clock bell chimes again]



Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away.

Little bastard shot me in the ass!
So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and l've been there ever since.

“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Nine hundred and fifty four, nine hundred and fifty bloody five. Another few more and that's the lot for a Friday

 

[citizen_maine]

"They mostly come at night...mostly"

Aliens

 

[Magicpole]

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"

Airplane

"Ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Airplane. Cant remember which one.

 

[Magicpole]

Humphrey Bogarde: where’s your badges ?
Mexican : Badges ! Badges ! We don’t need no stinking badges
Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Blazing Saddles.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

My kids will come round here and eat yours!

ID. Watching it now after about 20 years.

 

[give it to gordon]

Have I missed this ? Cant believe this isn't in here

 

[city2]

From The Searchers, Jeffrey Hunter says to John Wayne I hope you die JW responds with that will be the day.

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

You guys see the size of that chicken

Young guns

 

[Manc baggie]

Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.

Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

Unforgiven

 

[blumanchu]

We're gonna need a bigger boat - jaws

*You're

 

[blumanchu]

"Make your own fuckin' tea"

Rita Sue and Bob too

 

[AliBobbyJ]

"you're only supposed to blow the bloody door off!"
Italian job.

And
"Think you used too much dynamite there, Butch."

 

[AliBobbyJ]

"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? "

 

[heslops barnet]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"


Taxi Driver : Robert De Niro/Travis Bickle

 

[dronefromsector7G]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age“.

Matthew McConnaughey as Wooderson in Dazed and Confused.