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[Helmet Cole]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Wonder if corky has seen the film Misery??!!! :O

Or Fatal Attraction. Talk about 'shitting where you eat'! he's proper fucked now, she sounds like a proper mental.

 

[Mike D]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

milf who had the heart to get me off the streets and offer me a room has now been the recipient of a corky sausage

i really know how to press the self destruct button


fuck me shes all over me now , im hiding in my room

What happened to Mrs Corky? Have I missed an episode in Corky1970 - The Series, and does anyone know on dodgy websites where I can catch up on the latest installments?

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

milf who had the heart to get me off the streets and offer me a room has now been the recipient of a corky sausage

i really know how to press the self destruct button


fuck me shes all over me now , im hiding in my room

What happened to Mrs Corky? Have I missed an episode in Corky1970 - The Series, and does anyone know on dodgy websites where I can catch up on the latest installments?

She cleaned him out and made him homeless.

Only going to end badly Corky- my dad did a similarly silly thing when he lodged with an older woman a few years back, she was obviously a bunny boiler, fuck ugly, and had a face that made her look like she was permanently gurning. He ended up taxing her to and back from the airport, and looking her one-eyed sexually deviant shih tzu, when she went on holiday.

 

[DelToro]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

milf who had the heart to get me off the streets and offer me a room has now been the recipient of a corky sausage

i really know how to press the self destruct button


fuck me shes all over me now , im hiding in my room

What happened to Mrs Corky? Have I missed an episode in Corky1970 - The Series, and does anyone know on dodgy websites where I can catch up on the latest installments?

She cleaned him out and made him homeless.

Only going to end badly Corky- my dad did a similarly silly thing when he lodged with an older woman a few years back, she was obviously a bunny boiler, fuck ugly, and had a face that made her look like she was permanently gurning. He ended up taxing her to and back from the airport, and looking her one-eyed sexually deviant shih tzu, when she went on holiday.

So you know corky personally?

 

[BlueBearBoots]

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Ooooo boiled bunny for tea corky and watch out for your ankles haha

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

milf who had the heart to get me off the streets and offer me a room has now been the recipient of a corky sausage

i really know how to press the self destruct button


fuck me shes all over me now , im hiding in my room

What happened to Mrs Corky? Have I missed an episode in Corky1970 - The Series, and does anyone know on dodgy websites where I can catch up on the latest installments?

She cleaned him out and made him homeless.

Only going to end badly Corky- my dad did a similarly silly thing when he lodged with an older woman a few years back, she was obviously a bunny boiler, fuck ugly, and had a face that made her look like she was permanently gurning. He ended up taxing her to and back from the airport, and looking after her one-eyed sexually deviant shih tzu, when she went on holiday.

Dont be so harsh on yourself, you just look like the suns in your eyes and you're squinting.

 

[2sheikhs]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Now that the dust has settled, so to speak, will the mods reveal the true identity of Corky's landlady?

 

[stony]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Now that the dust has settled, so to speak, will the mods reveal the true identity of Corky's landlady?

Sounds like something Swales Lives would come up with, but I haven't seen him around in ages.

 

[Blue Til Death]

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Corky, you need to see how many fingers you can get up her arse then report back for debriefing, three seems a bit of a lacklustre performance to me.

 

[DelToro]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky, you need to see how many fingers you can get up her arse then report back for debriefing, three seems a bit of a lacklustre performance to me.

You're right.

I'm sure he could make a better fist of it.