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[tidyman]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Is a MILF still a MILF if you've F'ed her...???

Just because you've done something already, it doesn't rule out you liking the idea of doing it again.

 

[stony]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Is a MILF still a MILF if you've F'ed her...???

I suppose the F could stand for fist. He's still two fingers and a thumb away from that one.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Is a MILF still a MILF if you've F'ed her...???

I suppose the F could stand for fist. He's still two fingers and a thumb away from that one.

It's corky so you mean 3 fingers and a thumb I think.

 

[Ammy]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Is a MILF still a MILF if you've F'ed her...???

If you want to do it again she's a MILFA.

If you regret doing it in the first place she's a MIWIHF.

And if you're in 2 minds about her she's MIMFIICBA

Wow. Complicated.

 

[stony]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Is a MILF still a MILF if you've F'ed her...???

I suppose the F could stand for fist. He's still two fingers and a thumb away from that one.

It's corky so you mean 3 fingers and a thumb I think.

Haha, you'd think the webbing between his fingers would mean one in all in.

 

[dazdon]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

If Corky hasn't got anywhere to wash his hands tonight his fingernails are going to turn black.

You bad lad m8

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

 

[tangaroa]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Poetry!

 

[bgblue]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Romantic bastards

 

[Blue Mist]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Murderer Alert. Corky hasn't been seen on this thread for days and yet his Landlady keeps posting.
I think she has done him in and is currently claiming his Giro. Ah well, go for it girl.

RIP Corky.