nothing to see here

[Barcon]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

This sounds like a scene out of kingpin....
Do you have a rubber hand and drive a shitty cadilac?

First thing that came to my mind.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

When writing ''Teenage Kicks'', one of the players asked me if a certain other player had mentioned this very topic.
He hadn't and as much as I tried to fish without directly asking the question..... it never made it into the book.... :(

 

[Anonymous]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

i didnt video it if thats what you mean

You're losing your touch.

obviously not, ive been here a week and 3 fingers were up her arse yesterday

Possibly the best post I've read on here :)))

 

[DelToro]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

When writing ''Teenage Kicks'', one of the players asked me if a certain other player had mentioned this very topic.
He hadn't and as much as I tried to fish without directly asking the question..... it never made it into the book.... :(

Which topic?

The landlady?

The fingers?

 

[manimanc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I don't get why fellas want to dabble with the brown when there's a perfect pink to pot......
Maybe I'm just too picky...

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Does this mean Corky is now officially a cock lodger? Free rent the lucky bastard.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

43? She's younger than you, isn't she?

 

[malg]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky has become Jay from The Inbetweeners!

 

[jimharri]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Does this mean Corky is now officially a cock lodger? Free rent the lucky bastard.

Hardly ''free'' though, is it? He's now going to have put up those shelves, change that dodgy plug, give the spare bedroom a lick of paint, weed the garden etc etc. Though it does sound like he's given her plumbing a serious inspection already!

 

[2sheikhs]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Why is it the self destruct button?
I can think of much worse ways of killing time of an evening.