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[Bill]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ah, so you've been hiding on here have you pencil dick? Three fingers you lying little scrotum, it was your little finger. Oh by the way, your bags are packed lover boy....

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Quality. Who the fuck is this? I'm betting on GQ.

nope.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ah, so you've been hiding on here have you pencil dick? Three fingers you lying little scrotum, it was your little finger. Oh by the way, your bags are packed lover boy....

I like you.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ah, so you've been hiding on here have you pencil dick? Three fingers you lying little scrotum, it was your little finger. Oh by the way, your bags are packed lover boy....

So he's not the best you've ever had then?

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ah, so you've been hiding on here have you pencil dick? Three fingers you lying little scrotum, it was your little finger. Oh by the way, your bags are packed lover boy....

So he's not the best you've ever had then?

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

De Niro is a man just asking him round to price you up a new carpet ;)

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ah, so you've been hiding on here have you pencil dick? Three fingers you lying little scrotum, it was your little finger. Oh by the way, your bags are packed lover boy....

So he's not the best you've ever had then?

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

If he is gone, can I have his room for a week.......Nudge nudge.

 

[2sheikhs]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ah, so you've been hiding on here have you pencil dick? Three fingers you lying little scrotum, it was your little finger. Oh by the way, your bags are packed lover boy....

So he's not the best you've ever had then?

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

I'm sending round a new lodger for you. He's a Nigerian footballer. He looks like a middle aged man but he has the passport of a boy.

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

So he's not the best you've ever had then?

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

If he is gone, can I have his room for a week.......Nudge nudge.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

So he's not the best you've ever had then?

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

De Niro is a man just asking him round to price you up a new carpet ;)

That fucker laid my last carpet. I fancied a bit but he was banging on and on about some fucking agenda. The carpet was the only lay that day.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

De Niro is a man just asking him round to price you up a new carpet ;)

That fucker laid my last carpet. I fancied a bit but he was banging on and on about some fucking agenda. The carpet was the only lay that day.

Your writing style seems familiar. Have you posted on here before?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

De Niro is a man just asking him round to price you up a new carpet ;)

That fucker laid my last carpet. I fancied a bit but he was banging on and on about some fucking agenda. The carpet was the only lay that day.

So it wasn't a shag pile then?