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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky's Landlady said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
corky1970 said:
ha ha stop it

i cant breath you fucking tit
Is she sitting on your face now?

I'm actually ironing his smalls. He likes the crease i put in them as according to him "it makes me look bigger".

Yeah right, who the fuck is he kidding.

-- Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:48 pm --

Blue Til Death said:
andyhinch said:
She probably about my daughters age, a quicky over pool table was very templing mind. The barmaids to die for.

Such a hostel should be visited, a pool table shuffle was defo the order of the day mate




I'd have sunk every ball in the house if i was there xx

When you have finished with Corky's acorn you can have a taste of my oak, you will be trumping blood when ive finished ship riveting you sweetie ;-)
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky's Landlady said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
corky1970 said:
ha ha stop it

i cant breath you fucking tit
Is she sitting on your face now?

I'm actually ironing his smalls. He likes the crease i put in them as according to him "it makes me look bigger".

Yeah right, who the fuck is he kidding.

-- Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:48 pm --

Blue Til Death said:
andyhinch said:
She probably about my daughters age, a quicky over pool table was very templing mind. The barmaids to die for.

Such a hostel should be visited, a pool table shuffle was defo the order of the day mate




I'd have sunk every ball in the house if i was there xx

What about the cue's ?
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Heard she doesn't need a spider to reach the far balls, if you know what I'm saying.
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

corky1970 said:
milf who had the heart to get me off the streets and offer me a room has now been the recipient of a corky sausage

i really know how to press the self destruct button


fuck me shes all over me now , im hiding in my room


TBH In my past I've cleared the (backlog) in rent in a very similar fashion....................................
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ifwecouldjust....... said:
corky1970 said:
milf who had the heart to get me off the streets and offer me a room has now been the recipient of a corky sausage

i really know how to press the self destruct button


fuck me shes all over me now , im hiding in my room


TBH In my past I've cleared the (backlog) in rent in a very similar fashion....................................


with corky's sausage?
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ifwecouldjust....... said:
corky1970 said:
milf who had the heart to get me off the streets and offer me a room has now been the recipient of a corky sausage

i really know how to press the self destruct button


fuck me shes all over me now , im hiding in my room


TBH In my past I've cleared the (backlog) in rent in a very similar fashion....................................

You sold your arse???? ;)
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

rushts said:
Ifwecouldjust....... said:
corky1970 said:
milf who had the heart to get me off the streets and offer me a room has now been the recipient of a corky sausage

i really know how to press the self destruct button


fuck me shes all over me now , im hiding in my room


TBH In my past I've cleared the (backlog) in rent in a very similar fashion....................................


with corky's sausage?

Doesn't sound like that would clear anything out judging by what his landlady says.
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

corky1970 said:
Damocles said:
Heard she doesn't need a spider to reach the far balls, if you know what I'm saying.


i would understand if you put it your normal way

such as 24749678359823/0968'''278xclixopx syntax error your banned you **** aon07617668698748963 probe flux intercept..........................beep.........................space...............****

Are you fucking read my code again?
 

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