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[BimboBob]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

All this thread needs is a jimharri gif of that bloke diving into that cave....

You called?

'Corkeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

Is that his arse?

 

[kp789]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

You called?

'Corkeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

Is that his arse?

Yep and thats her fist.

 

[Damocles]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

With only a tester of three fingers, pretty sure that's her arse in a few weeks time

 

[BimboBob]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

With only a tester of three fingers, pretty sure that's her arse in a few weeks time

Sounds like with 3 fingers it means that he wouldn't touch the sides anyway being tiny dicked an all.

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

With only a tester of three fingers, pretty sure that's her arse in a few weeks time

Sounds like with 3 fingers it means that he wouldn't touch the sides anyway being tiny dicked an all.

Can't you get large acorns ?

 

[BimboBob]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

With only a tester of three fingers, pretty sure that's her arse in a few weeks time

Sounds like with 3 fingers it means that he wouldn't touch the sides anyway being tiny dicked an all.

Can't you get large acorns ?

Not round her gaff apparently. Unless it's another lodger.

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Sounds like with 3 fingers it means that he wouldn't touch the sides anyway being tiny dicked an all.

Can't you get large acorns ?

Not round her gaff apparently. Unless it's another todger.

 

[wayne71]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Barmaids friend from last night. I declined any offers, I'm not sure operation yewtree, would have taken a positive view.

Shit Andy, you should be canonised for refusing that, I would have taken my yew tree chances ;-)

She probably about my daughters age, a quicky over pool table was very templing mind. The barmaids to die for.

You declined any offers? Fucking lol, you really are a fantasist.

 

[TGR]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Shit Andy, you should be canonised for refusing that, I would have taken my yew tree chances ;-)

She probably about my daughters age, a quicky over pool table was very templing mind. The barmaids to die for.

You declined any offers? Fucking lol, you really are a fantasist.

Without a word of a lie thats looks very much like the daughter of some people we know.
She's 18yo.

 

[wayne71]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

She probably about my daughters age, a quicky over pool table was very templing mind. The barmaids to die for.

You declined any offers? Fucking lol, you really are a fantasist.

Without a word of a lie thats looks very much like the daughter of some people we know.
She's 18yo.

Well I'm sure her family will be pleased some old piss head is posting pics of her on the internet claiming she was making him 'offers'.