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[kp789]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

You need to start shagging your landlady, post on here, add pics for kudos.

I think I am too exclusive for such adventures, I am not a common corky porky you know, i have finesse and class and have an interest in culture. Women love that shit!

Corky's landlady lady has a culture growing on her wood pippet, that's why he wont lick her out and keeps shoving stuff up her rusty sheriffs badge

Maybe corky should culturevate her ;)

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I had a lovely night on Saturday, acorn cock brought his friend round (guy i think he was called). Gave me a lovely dp they did, at one point i thought they were going to snap my biffins bridge.

Guy brought some bolivian round with him, which he snorted off my hooded lady.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I think I am too exclusive for such adventures, I am not a common corky porky you know, i have finesse and class and have an interest in culture. Women love that shit!

Corky's landlady lady has a culture growing on her wood pippet, that's why he wont lick her out and keeps shoving stuff up her rusty sheriffs badge

Maybe corky should culturevate her ;)

If things go to plan he should be shoving the sofa up her arse by Thursday

 

[Bill]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

pmsl.

 

[DelToro]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I had a lovely night on Saturday, acorn cock brought his friend round (guy i think he was called). Gave me a lovely dp they did, at one point i thought they were going to snap my biffins bridge.

Guy brought some bolivian round with him, which he snorted off my hooded lady.

Do we have any bolivian posters?

 

[andyhinch]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky's landlady lady has a culture growing on her wood pippet, that's why he wont lick her out and keeps shoving stuff up her rusty sheriffs badge

Maybe corky should culturevate her ;)

If things go to plan he should be shoving the sofa up her arse by Thursday

Barmaids friend from last night. I declined any offers, I'm not sure operation yewtree, would have taken a positive view.

 

[Damocles]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

She looks like somebody who doesn't know how to smile and is trying it for the first time.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I had a lovely night on Saturday, acorn cock brought his friend round (guy i think he was called). Gave me a lovely dp they did, at one point i thought they were going to snap my biffins bridge.

Guy brought some bolivian round with him, which he snorted off my hooded lady.

ha ha stop it

i cant breath you fucking tit
>

if you were my landlady, what did you do with my man fat in your mouth last night ?

only me and you know this

Gargled it then passed it back for you to swallow for your Neknomination xx

 

[Blue Til Death]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Maybe corky should culturevate her ;)

If things go to plan he should be shoving the sofa up her arse by Thursday

Barmaids friend from last night. I declined any offers, I'm not sure operation yewtree, would have taken a positive view.

Shit Andy, you should be canonised for refusing that, I would have taken my yew tree chances ;-)

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I had a lovely night on Saturday, acorn cock brought his friend round (guy i think he was called). Gave me a lovely dp they did, at one point i thought they were going to snap my biffins bridge.

Guy brought some bolivian round with him, which he snorted off my hooded lady.

ha ha stop it

i cant breath you fucking tit
>

if you were my landlady, what did you do with my man fat in your mouth last night ?

only me and you know this

Please keep it that way :)