Obscure questions that need answering

[666mcfcchris]

I sent a text to the wife the other day that said, Hey Fido....
Pretty sure I wrote, hey you. She was not amused.

Admitting "Pretty sure I wrote, hey you" rather than a flat denial may have been a mistake

 

[Bill Walker]

In Britain, why are measurments half in metric and half in imperial ?

Serious question

 

[DiscoSteve]

because of the eu - we were doing fine with imperial until they started meddling

 

[Grassland Blue]

No. Unwritten rule is...

More cast than audience = to the pub.

If it was just a one man/woman show,
he/she may just as well go home...

 

[KS55]

If Dave Allen was a stand up comedian, why was he always sitting down?

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

In Britain, why are measurments half in metric and half in imperial ?

Serious question

We're never adopting that rubbish French system - Avoirdupois only for me.













D'oh!

 

[Magicpole]

Who moves my glasses 68times a day?

Probably the same **** who steals one of every pair I buy. I have a bag with circa 26,000 odd fucking socks.

 

[Bill Walker]

because of the eu - we were doing fine with imperial until they started meddling

See you never really went in the EU did you

No euro currency
Miles not Kilometres

 

[KS55]

How many pecks make a bushel?
How many gallons in a cran?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Who fucking cares?