Odd eating habits

[Martyn]

My girlfriend thinks its odd that i eat an apple with a knife. I said it makes me feel like a man if there is a dangerous tool involved.

Anyone else got any so called strange eating habits?

 

[BlueHammer85]

i can only eat cereal with a table spoon

 

[pee dubya]

I eat all of the apple, core and everything.

 

[fawada28]

I eat all of the apple, core and everything.

Same here. I also like eating the peel of almost everything except oranges

 

[CTID1988]

Not me, but my nan only realised youre meant to peel the wax off babybel when i told her. She had been eating them with it on for years

 

[Cellarite]

Jesus, I could be here all night.

Beans can go on toast but never bread.

Ham sandwiches, ham & tomato sauce, ham & cheese, cheese, cheese & sauce all fine but never ham, cheese and sauce.

Beans and gravy on the same plate should be banned and if a place where you've bought a meal serves up beans and gravy, you should eat for free.

Pizzas should always involve pineapple and preferably with doner meat.

Chips are fine on a barmcake but should never be eaten with a muffin.

When eating a Sunday dinner, all the vegetables should be eaten first so you're left with the good stuff like the mash, roasters and meat.

I've never eaten black pudding. I intend to try it but it will have to be under the right circumstances like a stag party or a weekend away with the missus.

Beans should be placed near my chips, not all over the fuckers.

There's more but my tea's ready.

 

[Swales lives]

I saw a posh old dear on the telly once, going on about etiquette.
She ate a banana with a knife and fork - the mad old c*nt.

I make a butty out of the meal if I can, nothing better than a stew-butty.

 

[Banshee]

My girlfriend thinks its odd that i eat an apple with a knife.

Thats the way i eat it too.


I remember my ex's Grandad telling us he didn't much care for those Super Noodles he'd bought, hurt his gums he said. Turns out he'd not cooked them, just spread butter on them and ate them.

 

[Barcon]

My girlfriend thinks its odd that i eat an apple with a knife. I said it makes me feel like a man if there is a dangerous tool involved.

Anyone else got any so called strange eating habits?

My wife eats an apple like that. You may have a uterus.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Ketchup is a MUST when meat is involved