Official 6-1 joke thread

[samharris]

Found this on a KOP site..

‎1 :On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think man utd fans are now?

2 :Being a Man United fan must make 1-6.

3 :Statistically 1/6 Manchester united fans live in Manchester.

4 :United i have a great programme for ya :
6 feet under ; )

5 :Anyone with any comments, regarding todays result at old Trafford, please ring mr Ferguson on manchester 161616.

6 :I bet all the utd mancs are 6 after that 1

7 :Cheer up Fergie, every cloud has a Silva lining.

8 :Man Utd fans have been seen leaving Old Trafford early so they can get home and watch there local team this afternoon, QPR.

9 :I reckon fergie's going to regret resting howard webb for such a big game..

10 :Tomorrow is rooneys birthday. He's twenty SIX

11 :Turkey hit by a 7.4 earthquake up to a thousand feared dead. Manchester United hit by a 6.1 thrashing, millions cant stop laughing...

12 :I wonder which road the Manchester Utd fans will be driving home on tonight - the M6 or the M1?

13 :what's the difference between a cab driver and man utd? Cab drivers only let in 5..

14 :What time is it?
oh, its 6 past De Gea!

15 :Manchester United have announced they have sacked all their security guards and hired all City players instead because of their ability to clear the attendances.

16 :A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the manchester united ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match.
17 :breaking news william hill have suspended odds for man city to win premier league they are 1-6 on

some good uns there..:)

 

[dw7]

Andy Murray is still sitting in Old Trafford waiting on the 2nd set

 

[droylsdenblue]

Man Utd crisis helpline:

0161 616 1616

my rag mate rang this number to be told he was 22500th in the queue lol

 

[slick]

 

[balkanno]

Found this on a KOP site..

‎1 :On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think man utd fans are now?

2 :Being a Man United fan must make 1-6.

3 :Statistically 1/6 Manchester united fans live in Manchester.

4 :United i have a great programme for ya :
6 feet under ; )

5 :Anyone with any comments, regarding todays result at old Trafford, please ring mr Ferguson on manchester 161616.

6 :I bet all the utd mancs are 6 after that 1

7 :Cheer up Fergie, every cloud has a Silva lining.

8 :Man Utd fans have been seen leaving Old Trafford early so they can get home and watch there local team this afternoon, QPR.

9 :I reckon fergie's going to regret resting howard webb for such a big game..

10 :Tomorrow is rooneys birthday. He's twenty SIX

11 :Turkey hit by a 7.4 earthquake up to a thousand feared dead. Manchester United hit by a 6.1 thrashing, millions cant stop laughing...

12 :I wonder which road the Manchester Utd fans will be driving home on tonight - the M6 or the M1?

13 :what's the difference between a cab driver and man utd? Cab drivers only let in 5..

14 :What time is it?
oh, its 6 past De Gea!

15 :Manchester United have announced they have sacked all their security guards and hired all City players instead because of their ability to clear the attendances.

16 :A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the manchester united ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match.
17 :breaking news william hill have suspended odds for man city to win premier league they are 1-6 on

some good uns there..:)

xoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxoloxol

liked no 4 nd 14, but all re good.

6 past De Gea!

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Anderson is a professional football player.

Very good

(Of course i'm referring to the joke..not Anderson)

 

[StMark's]

This and the A56 one are my favs!

Plenty of t-shirt and even billboard material here!

 

[Freestyler]

Manchester United beat their outstanding fire drill record, they edged it by 1.6 seconds from the original time set back at Wembley in April 2011.

 

[Andouble]

Piers Morgan in kick rags when they're down because it's popular/jumping on the bandwagon to try and get attention and support shocker.

Hate the talentless twat, fuck off talent shows and prime time slots on CNN.

Think he's awful but he winds up the United players and club on a consistent basis so I follow him. Some of his exchanges with Rio and Owen are quality.

 

[blumoonrisen]

are we allowed extremely bad taste ones ?

weve already had one bad taste one, bout huntley, but came with a warning and a link to a twitter page, so best link it if poss with a warning

read most of this thread during the day but must of missed the huntley one (it prob the same as i was going to tell) thanks for the heads up :)

Frankly... any blue who repeats that one needs to look at themselves.. I've fell out with someone who txd that to me.