Official 6-1 joke thread

[tommcfc]

Piers Morgan in kick rags when they're down because it's popular/jumping on the bandwagon to try and get attention and support shocker.

Hate the talentless twat, fuck off talent shows and prime time slots on CNN.

Think he's awful but he winds up the United players and club on a consistent basis so I follow him. Some of his exchanges with Rio and Owen are quality.

has been abusing rooney owen and ferdinand non stop since sunday!!

 

[Bluekiwi]

This is a birthday card I just received here in New Zealand from a rag fan in Manchester - bet he didn't think I'd be smiling so much

http://s283.photobucket.com/albums/kk286/DavidTuson/?action=view&current=Cityfan.jpg

 

[cmcm0808]

My son had to do a story for school, all about his weekend. He's only young, so I offered to help him and we came up with the following;

On Sunday there was a football match that was watched by everyone in Manchester.

The viewers included a mother Anderson and his Nani. Old, Young and even people in De Gea village were tuned in.

For 20 minutes Manchester City were pinned Wellbeck, but then the Evans opened and the Rio show began.

After that, Evra time City got forward they scored, which couldn't be said for United as they appeared to be shooting with arrows from a very poor Fletcher.

As the final whistle was blown to confirm United Smalling, everyone was wondering if it was the start of the massive clubs Rooney?

Guide for the thick
Anderson = and her son
Nani = Nanny
Young = young
De Gea = the gay (an area in Manchester)
Wellbeck = well back
Evans = heavens
Rio = real
Evra = every
Fletcher = someone who makes arrows
Smalling = Uniteds mauling
Rooney = ruin, eh

Nice wordplay.

What have Man United and a pregnant woman got in common? They were both fucked without a Jonny.

 

[Chris in London]

This is a birthday card I just received here in New Zealand from a rag fan in Manchester - bet he didn't think I'd be smiling so much

http://s283.photobucket.com/albums/kk286/DavidTuson/?action=view&current=Cityfan.jpg

Blue Kiwi? Fucking hell, talk about 'if Carlsberg made Sunday nights'...

I was told that on the waterfront in Auckland they switched from a replay of the final to watch the derby?

 

[johnmc]

A rag fan told me a black cab takes 6 including the driver. So the joke is now what has a black cab got in common with them!

 

[laserblue]

Whats De Gayers favourite colour? Indigo

pmsl. like that one :D

 

[IBlue]

What a night on Sunday, i must have been pissed, went to the Chinese chippy on the way home and ended up with Scech-huan chicken !!

 

[manchester blue]

Edin Dzeko has been invited to join the magic circle after he made 50,000 Utd fans disappear on Sunday.

 

[ElliotDX]

 

[bananamilksheikh]

If Carlsberg really did do football weekends!