Official 6-1 joke thread

[Holcombe bloo]

New video released for young united fans to teach sex education:
"the joy of six"

 

[Rascal]

BIG CRASH outside the swamp


70,000 rags jumping off the bandwagon

 

[Warwickhunt]

What have Colonel Gaddafi & Manchester United got in common?

Both were slaughtered in their own back yard


*EMERGENCY CALL*

Police - "Hello , Police, What is your emergency?"
Man - "I've just been raped by a bunch of immigrants."
Police - "Okay, what is your name?"
Man - "David, David De Gea."

 

[mammyjam]

4th official: 'how much time do you want us to add on sir alex?'
taggat: 'just get that fucking whistle blown'

 

[MSP]

Here is the Bosnian one:

Manchester United filled an official request to FA and UEFA to change name to ManSHester United *

* - 6 is shest on Bosnian

 

[I am Irrefutable]

Utd's defence were at sixes and sevens..

..well sixes anyway.

 

[bluemoonno1]

post your jokes here

I will start.

" we now go over to old trafford to see the latest cricket score"

 

[warpig]

like nostradamus..............

 

[mikeswann2008]

As far as embarrassing scorelines go, this 1 - 6 in the head.

On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think scum fans are now?

 

[Holcombe bloo]

like nostradamus..............

Thats the best thing i've ever seen on bluemmoon!!!!

 

[I am Irrefutable]

We came in peace




We left you in pieces.

 

[mcstick]

 

[cbeebies is poo]

Utd's defence were at sixes and sevens..

..well sixes anyway.

That should be 6's and Evans

 

[SWPISHOME]

Man Utd 1-6 Man City, The last time there was a bumming like that in Manchester, Is when Kevin Webster visited a youth club!

 

[SilvaisSkyBlue]

Tampax will sponsor Man United FC next season. A Tampax spokesman said "to sponsor a bunch of c*nts going through a bad period is what we do best"

 

[warpig]

We came in peace. We left you in pieces. Man City. No history since 1894

 

[I am Irrefutable]

Utd's defence were at sixes and sevens..

..well sixes anyway.

That should be 6's and Evans

Haha quality.

 

[HellasLEAF]

Those 19 banners could come in handy if we could turn them upside down

this is genius!

 

[MSP]

 

[Irlamblue]

whats the difference between a black cab and yernited........ a black cab only lets in five