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Official January 2012 Transfer Window Update Thread
- Thread starter JoeMercer'sWay
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Pigeonho
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He's quality mate. Derby Day is rich pickings for me. He is the most stereotypical armchair United fan there is. Never once been to OT, (other than the figment of his imagination), and when I remind him I have been there more than him, (England v Greece), and how he feels about that, he shuts up, nothing, zilch, zero.dom said:Pigeonho said:Conversation between me and my rag mate from 9am until his last reply just now. (Bear in mind he fell for this 2 years ago too)
Me: You must be fucking buzzing you lucky, red bastard. Dedlin Dayovich for £14.5m? He'll score shit-loads and should ease the loss of Morrison.
Him: Really? Where from? I knew Morrison was on his way but didn't think we were in for anyone. Is he a striker?
Me: Yeah mate, a really good one too. I would have loved him, so kudos to you for that.
He then went onto a rant about how they will now overtake us in the league, how this is the signing they needed to 'push us over the finishing line', and hurled an almighty hale of anti-Blue abuse my way.
I can't wait until later when he has obviously gone and told all his mates about it, only to be shown up to fuck.
This is the guy who once claimed to have experienced 'a mint night at OT last night v Galatassaray', before being reminded the tie was infact away in Turkey.
He's comedy gold.
Excellent work , Pidge !!
They really are numpties !!
There's a lull at the minute, and i'm hoping he's in work now either searching for Dayovich's non-existent stats, or telling his colleagues about it.
It's too easy with him mate!
JoeMercer'sWay
Well-Known Member
Pigeonho said:He's quality mate. Derby Day is rich pickings for me. He is the most stereotypical armchair United fan there is. Never once been to OT, (other than the figment of his imagination), and when I remind him I have been there more than him, (England v Greece), and how he feels about that, he shuts up, nothing, zilch, zero.dom said:Pigeonho said:Conversation between me and my rag mate from 9am until his last reply just now. (Bear in mind he fell for this 2 years ago too)
Me: You must be fucking buzzing you lucky, red bastard. Dedlin Dayovich for £14.5m? He'll score shit-loads and should ease the loss of Morrison.
Him: Really? Where from? I knew Morrison was on his way but didn't think we were in for anyone. Is he a striker?
Me: Yeah mate, a really good one too. I would have loved him, so kudos to you for that.
He then went onto a rant about how they will now overtake us in the league, how this is the signing they needed to 'push us over the finishing line', and hurled an almighty hale of anti-Blue abuse my way.
I can't wait until later when he has obviously gone and told all his mates about it, only to be shown up to fuck.
This is the guy who once claimed to have experienced 'a mint night at OT last night v Galatassaray', before being reminded the tie was infact away in Turkey.
He's comedy gold.
Excellent work , Pidge !!
They really are numpties !!
There's a lull at the minute, and i'm hoping he's in work now either searching for Dayovich's non-existent stats, or telling his colleagues about it.
It's too easy with him mate!
i've got an idea.
Pigeonho
Well-Known Member
Go on....JoeMercer'sWay said:Pigeonho said:He's quality mate. Derby Day is rich pickings for me. He is the most stereotypical armchair United fan there is. Never once been to OT, (other than the figment of his imagination), and when I remind him I have been there more than him, (England v Greece), and how he feels about that, he shuts up, nothing, zilch, zero.dom said:Excellent work , Pidge !!
They really are numpties !!
There's a lull at the minute, and i'm hoping he's in work now either searching for Dayovich's non-existent stats, or telling his colleagues about it.
It's too easy with him mate!
i've got an idea.
Pigeonho
Well-Known Member
He he he!
40 minutes later
'Nothing on Sky Sports News?'
10:41 - 'Nothing on the transfer news'
10:45 - 'Are u taking the piss?'
Just told him he has been given the number 31 Shirt.
Dayovich
31
40 minutes later
'Nothing on Sky Sports News?'
10:41 - 'Nothing on the transfer news'
10:45 - 'Are u taking the piss?'
Just told him he has been given the number 31 Shirt.
Dayovich
31
JoeMercer'sWay
Well-Known Member
Pigeonho said:Go on....JoeMercer'sWay said:Pigeonho said:He's quality mate. Derby Day is rich pickings for me. He is the most stereotypical armchair United fan there is. Never once been to OT, (other than the figment of his imagination), and when I remind him I have been there more than him, (England v Greece), and how he feels about that, he shuts up, nothing, zilch, zero.
There's a lull at the minute, and i'm hoping he's in work now either searching for Dayovich's non-existent stats, or telling his colleagues about it.
It's too easy with him mate!
i've got an idea.
Tried to hijack an Eastern European striker's wiki page to change it to Dedlin but wiki won't save the changes, shame :(.
Pigeonho
Well-Known Member
He's getting giddy now. Not even the shirt number gave it away.JoeMercer'sWay said:Pigeonho said:Go on....JoeMercer'sWay said:i've got an idea.
Tried to hijack an Eastern European striker's wiki page to change it to Dedlin but wiki won't save the changes, shame :(.
He's now asking where he's from. What a clown!
The Flash
Well-Known Member
Pigeonho said:He's quality mate. Derby Day is rich pickings for me. He is the most stereotypical armchair United fan there is. Never once been to OT, (other than the figment of his imagination), and when I remind him I have been there more than him, (England v Greece), and how he feels about that, he shuts up, nothing, zilch, zero.dom said:Pigeonho said:Conversation between me and my rag mate from 9am until his last reply just now. (Bear in mind he fell for this 2 years ago too)
Me: You must be fucking buzzing you lucky, red bastard. Dedlin Dayovich for £14.5m? He'll score shit-loads and should ease the loss of Morrison.
Him: Really? Where from? I knew Morrison was on his way but didn't think we were in for anyone. Is he a striker?
Me: Yeah mate, a really good one too. I would have loved him, so kudos to you for that.
He then went onto a rant about how they will now overtake us in the league, how this is the signing they needed to 'push us over the finishing line', and hurled an almighty hale of anti-Blue abuse my way.
I can't wait until later when he has obviously gone and told all his mates about it, only to be shown up to fuck.
This is the guy who once claimed to have experienced 'a mint night at OT last night v Galatassaray', before being reminded the tie was infact away in Turkey.
He's comedy gold.
Excellent work , Pidge !!
They really are numpties !!
There's a lull at the minute, and i'm hoping he's in work now either searching for Dayovich's non-existent stats, or telling his colleagues about it.
It's too easy with him mate!
Brilliant. Just brilliant! Best wind-up I've ever heard about. Ever!<br /><br />-- Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:10 am --<br /><br />
JoeMercer'sWay said:Pigeonho said:Go on....JoeMercer'sWay said:i've got an idea.
Tried to hijack an Eastern European striker's wiki page to change it to Dedlin but wiki won't save the changes, shame :(.
Damn shame. I was going to suggest using a pic of one of United's youngsters or rarely used first team squad to see if he noticed!
Pigeonho
Well-Known Member
This is what I got as a last reply just now:
Dick! All works stopped in my office and everyone's on the net looking for more info! Bellend
How daft!
Dick! All works stopped in my office and everyone's on the net looking for more info! Bellend
How daft!